YOU CAN'T TOUCH ANYTHING! #Shorts

#Shorts

[theblondieboys]

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[thiguy]

"No officer, I physically did not punch the kid"

[capeltera]

"I didnt touch her I promise"
my teacher: "yes you did, her bones are broken"
"I thought you said you know everything about atoms?"

[rockorso]

“This isn’t fair officer, I didn’t even touch him”

[kenzo]

"you can't TOUCH anything!"
Me: *Levitation is real*

[reddyshreddy]

“And that your honour, is why my client is indeed not a pedophile.”

[someone-inwy]

"sir i didn't touch the nuke button"

"Got any proof?"

"Yes"

[OminousReaper]

"No officer I technically did not pull that 2 year olds hair"
Officer: but shes bleeding
"That's her fault not mine"

[ihavea_cat]

"If you're lying in bed rn"

Me: getting into bed* HE KNOWS WHAT I'M DOING

[beanzgaming]

“So no officer, I did not drop kick that child.”

[ranye_east]

Sibling: MOOOM SHE’S TOUCHING ME!!!

Me: ACtually... 😂

[_lc_cars]

science teacher: why did u punch him?
me: I thought u knew science

[-LynxSydicorp-]

Siblings when they find out about this: 😏

[immortalgod]

"You actually can't touch anything"

Me: accidentally walks into a glass door

[AyA-hxyu]

"No mother, I did not punch brother. In fact, i didn't even touch him-"

[josiejo]

"Officer I didn't drop kick that child"

"Really, got any proof?"

"Yes"

[Akizine]

"I didn't touch that boy officer"

[Julie-qdqx]

The whole “I’m not touching you” tease is about to go to a whole other level

[jeenocastellano]

Damn TikTokers are evolving they just learned what molecules and atoms are

[sudingamerz]

"I thought i finally kissed my girlfriend but i never kissed her" my whole kiss was just a lie😰