Please, Don't Touch Anything - All 25 Endings Guide

Ending 1 [Peace] - 0:00
Ending 2 [Shutdown] - 1:42
Ending 3 [Mushroom] - 2:05
Ending 4 [Satanic] - 2:27
Ending 5 [Illuminati] - 4:08
Ending 6 [Back to the Past] - 4:48
Ending 7 [Back to the Future] - 5:20
Ending 8 [Yin-Yang] - 5:40
Ending 9 [Black Hole] - 6:19
Ending 10 [Robot] - 6:54
Ending 11 [UFO] - 7:39
Ending 12 [Asteroid] - 8:18
Ending 13 [Cthulhu] - 9:36
Ending 14 [Panda] - 10:45
Ending 15 [City Boom] - 11:53
Ending 16 [Bloody Baby] - 13:08
Ending 17 [Death Star] - 14:26
Ending 18 [Happy Buildings] - 15:41
Ending 19 [Sand-worm] - 17:20
Ending 20 [Stanley Parable] - 19:32
Ending 21 [Papers Please] - 20:35
Ending 22 [Earthquake] - 21:27
Ending 23 [Space] - 22:33
Ending 24 [Water] - 24:51
Ending 25 [Coffee] - 25:41

[raptor]

I think that the whole game is just the guy imagining what the machine does, when in reality it's just a coffee machine.

[ilikegamestoo]

Alright so for this ending you have to know the 48 digits of Pi

[garygilbenson]

The sequel should be called "for he love of god, please don't touch anything."

[youtube_wisdomclips]

endings for mobile users:
Ending 1 [Peace] - 0:00
Ending 2 [Shutdown] - 1:42
Ending 3 [Mushroom] - 2:05
Ending 4 [Satanic] - 2:27
Ending 5 [Illuminati] - 4:08
Ending 6 [Back to the Past] - 4:48
Ending 7 [Back to the Future] - 5:20
Ending 8 [Yin-Yang] - 5:40
Ending 9 [Black Hole] - 6:19
Ending 10 [Robot] - 6:54
Ending 11 [UFO] - 7:39
Ending 12 [Asteroid] - 8:18
Ending 13 [Cthulhu] - 9:36
Ending 14 [Panda] - 10:45
Ending 15 [City Boom] - 11:53
Ending 16 [Bloody Baby] - 13:08
Ending 17 [Death Star] - 14:26
Ending 18 [Happy Buildings] - 15:41
Ending 19 [Sand-worm] - 17:20
Ending 20 [Stanley Parable] - 19:32
Ending 21 [Papers Please] - 20:35
Ending 22 [Earthquake] - 21:27
Ending 23 [Space] - 22:33
Ending 24 [Water] - 24:51
Ending 25 [Coffee] - 25:41

[therussellhustle]

5:23 10/24/2077 is the day after the Bombs fell in the fallout universe

[neoishasaya]

For the 23rd (space) ending, if you point the black light at the bottom right, where all the rings are, the dot in the outermost ring has an arrow pointing to it. It's the solar system, and the circles are orbits with the dots as planets. The one being pointed to is Pluto, so I believe this is how you are supposed to figure out to spell "Pluto"

[poopoolicker]

Peace 0:00
Shutdown 1:42
Mushroom 2:05
Satanic 2:27
Illuminati 4:08
Back to the past 4:08
Back to the future 5:20
Yin-Yang 5:40
Black hole 6:19
Robot 6:54
UFO 7:39
Asteroid 8:18
Cthulhu 9:36
Panda 10:45
City Boom 11:53
Bloody Baby 13:08
Death Star 14:26
Happy Buildings 15:41
Sand Worm 17:20
Stanley Parable 19:32
Papers Please 20:35
Earthquake 21:27
Space 22:23
Water 24:51
Coffee 25:41

[animoun.v]

Computer: THANK YOU FOR COOPERATION. YOU GOT THE JOB, ST-
City Boom: *PRESS BUTTON TO DROP BOMB*

[NoahEB]

The creepy-face was not a welcome surprise at 3am.

[mazder_]

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You see that dot? we'll save that for later.

[u_nderscore]

The people in vr are so lucky
In ending 18, instead of repeated clicking they can hold the button down

[MysticMan]

Hi, first of all I'm very grateful for your guide, it helped me a lot. In order to complement it, I have two comments:

1) To unlock the "Cthulhu" ending no. 13, you need the first eight numbers of the Fibonacci sequence 0-1-1-2-3-5-8-13 (10:23). As a math student I can say that there is no convention about the first two numbers, it can be 0-1 or 1-1. So, if you try it with the second option 1-1-2-3-5-8-13-2(1) (you need to eliminate the 1 because the pannel has only nine characters), it works anyway.

2) To unlock the "Happy buildings" ending no. 18, you need the four symbols that you can see in the "Illuminati" ending no. 5 (4:35). These are the same symbols that you can see on the "Satanic" ending no. 4 (3:56).

Thanks again!

[james-rzso]

11:20 me: *Keeps pressing grey button* Yes, I finally reached 276! *presses one more and goes to 277 and has to restart*

[goldendoodle]

For the whole "red planet" (space ending 22:33) in the secret writings there's a little square and the number 4 written over the red button

[eplane]

I always get that feeling its going to jumpscare any moment

[overleaf]

GLORY TO ARTSTOTSKA. ARTSTOTSKA GREATEST COUNTRY. GLORY TO ARTSTOTSKA!!!

[halcyon-chill]

Did anyone else realize that when you finish the satanic ending, the screen shows the same four symbols from the illuminati ending in the corners? I think it would be easier to do it that way.

[littleunderscore]

17:13 The poster for the satanic ending changed 0_0

[margeesgrandson]

anyone notice at the future ending, it was Oct 24 2077. fallout reference anyone?

[kdandcrew]

The guy who said he was going to the bathroom is probably watching him through the keyhole.