“And that’s why I didn’t punch that child officer”
FairyLightMoons
"sir i did not stab him"
"how so"
"atoms actually don't touch each other"
*_all crimes closed_*
aluthr
“When atoms don’t combine they go away from each other” sounds like my love life
The_darkest__knight
“They actually have trouble touching one another”
My relationship in a nutshell
firebgaming
Gojo: *"oh finally some good opponents worth fighting"*
chesleegyl
"I did not touch her officer, I was simply hovering above her in a microscopic level"
beans
*murderer enters the court room"
"In my defense, your honor, atoms technically never touch eachother. So no, I did not kill that man."
MrsPhil-dlwg
Me: * punches my brother *
My brother: * cries *
Mom: “why did you punch your brother”
Me: “I DID NOT PUNCH HIM MY HAND WAS JUST HOVERING OVER HIS FACE”
GoTouchPolonium_
"you don't even have to touch the share button" lol. this was a good one.
allykat
Really this is one of the best pieces of science i have heard since the day i left science and started studying finance
jasmandeepsingh
*Gojo Satorou's "Infinty" is actually real...*
stprx
“So if you kiss your girlfrie-“ Im just stop you right there.
unknown
*Imagine* having a girlfriend to tell that when you kiss you technically aren’t touching.
*starts crying*
sdg
Technically atoms can touch with the use of the "particle accelerator" which is just terrifying
collective
This makes me now wonder about how friction actually works.
reagancraig
Officer, I technically did not touch her, because atoms repel from another.
breadgangrichdog
Germs finna' be like: "Hold up, wait a minute.. Somethin' ain't right?!"
SAMM.....
This is the definition of “My whole life is a lie”
RedBox_YT-eb
Please. MC Hammer been told us you can't touch this!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
TrulyAGhost
Boyfriend: "cheats on girlfriend"
Also boyfriend: I didnt cheat on u I swear
Him again: "says in mind" cause we wernt technically touching or kissing just hovering
