US Battleship VS 10 Koreans?

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[Boykisser_Certified]

“Korean Artillery to our east”
“Roger that, removing the east”

[anthonyher]

“Private, do you see that hill”?
“Yes sir!”
“Well, I don’t want to”
“Yes sir!”

[thatoneguyfromouterspace]

"Sir they dented the boat."
"Dent their landscape."

[JPkilla]

"Remove the hill" has to be the most gangster thing you can say in command of that much firepower 😂

[Thermalpulse]

You missed the best part! The wisconsin replied 'but they started it'

[DanielMcElwee-cf]

Should mention that this happened on March 15, 1952 during the Korean War.

[nlmcguire]

Americans have nightmares about the trees speaking Vietnamese, but the Koreans have nightmares about the ocean speaking English

[swiperthefox]

My favorite story is an enemy officer said one time. "They kill our officers because we are the only ones keeping our soldiers moving forward. We don't kill their officers because they are the only ones holding them back."

[andrewlindell]

This is like attacking a high level boss when you have barely started the game.

[justindavis]

Them: “TINK”
Us: “remove that hill” 😂🇺🇸🥊

[Kann]

“Temper Temper”
“But they started it”

[south_koreaball]

"Something hit us from that hill!"
"Understood, removing that hill."

[CSwy_]

"sir we've been hit from that direction"
"then remove that direction private"
"yes sir"

[brightknot]

"They all laugh until I start changing the topography of their country"

[Idk]

Imagine being on that hill and seeing all nine guns of the battle ship slowly turning towards you

[Fizzi]

“Private, do you see that hill”?
“No sir!”
“Good job Private!”

[Gamer_Oni]

A great example of the Scientific Method

"Fuck around and find out"

[Tryin]

"Enemies that direction!"
"Rodger, removing that direction"

[JustGottaBelieveInJesus]

🇺🇸: DON'T TOUCH ME!
🇰🇵: bro I barely even touched yo-
🇺🇸:*pulls out the big guns*

[Cheezepuffs_]

The USS Wisconsin had never been hit before this point, not even in WW2. The artillery shot damaged the ships deck if I remember correctly and that is why the sailors were so angry.