USS WISCONSIN vs CHINESE NAVY #battleships

[Ezrast]

USS Wisconsin coming out of retirement would be a sight to see

[MinutemanOutdoors]

USS Wisconsin: I drug the entire pier with me because they said I wasn't allowed to leave the port

[MonumentToSin]

Y'all remember when the USS Wisconsin was hit by some artillery from the Korean coastline... and then deleted the coastline in response?

[liamgriffin]

Admiral: Seaman, do you mind telling me what are you doing in the South China Sea?
BIG Wisky: Sir, Finishing the fight, sir!

[martinxy]

"Captian, a missle hit our left side"
"Damage?"
"They chipped the paint off"
"....salor, you see that hill?"
"Yes?"
"Its blcoking my view"

[marcleslac]

USS wisconsin: "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

[darvindillon]

"Back in 1945, Japan signed the surrender documents on the deck my sister, MO. I decided that I, too, wanted to experience the surrender of an East-Asian pretend-superpower."

[thatorangeboi]

"SIR THE ENEMIES ARE IN THAT DIRECTION!"
"roger that, removing that direction."

[hxzyknw]

From deleting islands to defending them… a mighty record indeed

[shuhratkessikbayev]

USS Wisconsin: I'm feeling very temperamental today. And the USS Duncan isn't here to hold me back.

[Kafj]

USS Wisconsin "So which direction are we removing this time?"
F22 suddenly sobers up "i would never intercept that guy, they remove things"

[theknightikins]

I asked my dad once, he’s a captain, why we no longer made battleships if they were so destructive. He said “we didn’t make battleships less destructive. We just started hiding the weapons better” and that’s how destroyers wet made.

[Atlas]

*USS Wisconsin pulls up*: "Hello there buttercups"
All of Australia: "Wait! Hold on! Hold one fricking minute there mate!"
USS Wisconsin: "What now?"
*popcorn dings, Australia now has snacks*: "There, now please continue Yanks, I just wanted to be ready for the show."

[loganb]

“Whatever you do don’t scratch the paint on an Iowa class! It doesn’t end well!”

[jokerswild]

When grandpa brings out the belt and everyone at the family reunion has a PTSD panic attack at the same time

[justinmclean]

USS Wisconsin: You best start believing in ghost stories, you're in one!

[GiuseppeSimonetti]

When war crimes are frowned upon so you have to bring back a ship from before they were considered war crimes.

[halomarine]

The USS Missouri next to the Wiscousin: "just like old times, brother?"

[bruhmoment]

Imagine being in one of the most intense naval battles in the world and you just see an 80+ year old ship firing a full broadside of the main guns into yours 💀

[gecko]

Now imagine all 3 Iowa class battleships coming out of retirement