I Created a TF2 Update Using AI

A lot of people are eager for the Heavy Update, but nobody knows what it will be like. So why not let an AI decide that for us? In this video, I used a procedural text generator to create a new update for TF2 using the Blue Moon update as a seed. And as weird as the results were, it's still more than Valve has given us in the last 3 months.

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[michaeladames]

"Adjusted separate pool of required staff"
Right off the bat the automated generator has the right idea.

[ShinigamiSamaH]

A group of Hoovies are now canonically known as "The Pootlings."

[cereious]

so basically using “the meta” weapons on a clsss makes your game run slower. amazing.

[beepboopmeow]

Bro Pootling Sound is gonna be OP now.

[INE]

You know this is fake when there isn't a mentioning of Localization files.

[LaserShark]

I want to believe CTR stands for Capture the Robot.

[airank]

The RED engineer is finally RAD. You will never be as cool as that Conagher

[Collisto]

There's honestly something quite poetic about an auto-generated TF2 update turning into a CS:GO update.

[luckyish]

pootling is a new replacement for the pootispencer here voice-line. but you can only hear it if its aimed at you. the previous version had deviations like the beggars bazooka and thats what they are referencing at 2:17

[absollnk]

"wicked decibels" is my new favorite phrase

[soundsofsoundsof]

I prefer to filter out all the grass grass sounds

[shybandit]

That would be an interesting mechanic. Splash Damage reduced depending on number of players hit so a crocket/cricky/cripe no longer just eliminate a point of all players

[-snek.]

This new Villainous tie-in event feels like a whole new level of bizarre. We've had weird crossovers before, but adding in Black Hat as a playable character? It's unprecedented.

[magnima]

The fact that this sounds like a solid update is concerning

[AtlasTheMage]

In the future, Tf2 updates will be RANDOMLY GENERATED

[ClonedGamer]

This reminds me of when Unus Annus tried to use AI to predict how they’d die, and the first thing the AI spat out was a list of map stamps for no clear reason.

[diegodankquixote-wry]

Valve bot: you wanted dedicated highlander servers? Well frick you because highlander has been replaced with 12v12 crash team racing! THAT'S right we got bought out by Sony! You may ask what will replace higherlander? Well our new Sony approved original format 7v7! Now you can have 3 scouts or 2 demomen on your competitive team!

[shanemacmillan]

The C4 at the end reads out like 2 employees not agreeing on balance and decide to just take the passive aggressive approach to letting the other know, and neither is backing down

[javidmirza]

1:40 theory could the shoot be relating to spawn point. Having two door and using the door that takes the long route will give you temporary speed boost.

[BlurkFromUtterSpace]

This is what the community creates when the game is desperately starved of content