Cocaine Bear Pitch Meeting

Step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Cocaine Bear!

With practically every big movie in theatres being a part of some massive cinematic universe or franchise, moviegoers have expressed a craving for new, original ideas to hit the big screen. Well their prayers have been answered, in the form of a big ol’ bear doing cocaine and attacking people.

Cocaine Bear definitely raises some questions. Like how did this movie get greenlit? Why are there so many intricate human plotlines in a movie about a bear doing cocaine? Why did the bear spare those kids? HOW WAS THIS MOVIE GREENLIT!

To answer all these questions, check out the pitch meeting that led to Cocaine Bear.

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[Cyclonec]

"Every time he's on screen, he's going to cost you money."
".... So, tell me more about these human characters."

Just perfect.

[mattatackthe]

Ryan's dedication to create a catch phrase used in 300 episodes for this one gag is beyond impressive.

[UMEDhrubaBhattacharya]

Absolutely love that the Scriptwriter Guy was so giddy with excitement at the BEAR-LY AN INCONVENIENCE joke and the Producer Guy was so ashamed to admit that it was a really good pun

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[Bazookatone]

Significant portions of this film were filmed in the Republic of Ireland. I know this because, one day while visiting a place called powerscourt waterfall in county wicklow, we saw a film crew and a fake ranger station and a big sign saying "Georgia State Park". I strolled over to one of the crew and asked him what was being made, and he said "a film called Cocaine Bear", and I seriously thought he was joking. Then I figured that was just a working title that would get changed before release.
In case you were wondering, they were filming the bit where the ambulance pulls up to the ranger station

[snapwilson]

I think between "Viagra dolphin", "give me the bear" and the interaction after "bearly an inconvenience" I laughed more at this than any previous pitch meeting.

[misterwhyte]

This has to be one of your best episode to date. That "bearly an inconvenience" sequence was a thing of beauty. Never change Ryan!

[David]

Love how the writer had probably the same reaction as everyone else when he found out this was actually gonna be a real movie, he could bearly believe it

[armelior]

that "bearly an inconvenience" was super obvious, but you made it work with producer guy's reaction, that's why you're one of the best at running jokes

[davidmaltais]

"He's a pediatrician..." "I'm hearing way too much stuff about people in a movie called Cocaine Bear!" This pitch meeting was insanely good! 🤣😂

[thechapLen]

"Where's the bear that does cocaine? Show him to me..." awesome line, delivered so perfectly!!

[MaesterMike]

You absolutely earned that bear pun after years of “Super easy, barely an inconvenience”. That was one of the best Pitch Meeting moments ever.

(EDIT) I gotta say, while I hate it when people gush over their comment getting hundreds or thousands of likes, I’m completely blown away by popular this comment has gotten. Thanks to everyone for liking it so much.

[queen]

“Where is the bear that does cocaine, show him to me” I can’t stop laughing!😂😂😂

[mario]

I’m now convinced Ryan started this entire series and has meticulously waited 300 eps just for that bear pun

[earlsmith]

Amazed at how Ryan can still do new things with Pitch Meetings. The twists and deviations from previous Pitch Meetings are innovative.

[NLBusiness]

“Hey wheres…the bear?” It’s is so incredible to me how these simply don’t get old. I’m not sure how you do it Ryan, it’s been years and is still instantly click any time you post. Pitch meeting are the best!

[wen_]

'where is the bear that does cocaine? show it to me!'
That was literally what I was thinking when watching the first half of the movie

[ShaiAmos]

"So, there's this mom, Sari"
"No problem..."

That made me laugh a little too much

[GreatUSTreasureHunt]

The extraordinary pause, reaction, and statement after "BEARLY an inconvenience" is absolutely earned.

Well done.

[christy]

Definitely one of the best Pitch Meetings in a while! The Viagra Dolphin being immensely more terrifying than cocaine bear is so imaginative that I still laugh about it whenever I think of it. Coupled with the long awkward pause after BEARly an inconvenience and producer guy begging for more cocaine bear had me laughing throughout. Good job Ryan, thank you!

[JurassicJoey]

SO TRUE! You perfectly captured the reason why the bear isn’t really in it. “That’s going to cost you money!” “So, tell me more about these humans.” 😂😂😂