Huge Internet Mystery has Finally Been Solved

mysterious song "everyone knows that" has finally been discovered

Game: Another Crab's Treasure

[IMDislegsick]

No yellow circle and no fall guys? This is impossibly painful

[steadfast]

The song being in an adult movie was something I was NOT expecting

[TheArchive]

pyro on his way to spend 40 minutes explaining what gooning is

[Anto-qvkt]

Pyro would spend 36 years explaining what the "Internet" is.

[AbnormalAbnorman]

So, they found the song, but it's unlistenable, especially in public. Hooray? Eh, at least it was found at all. Hooray.

[divinflux]

Like the wind? You "came" here running?

[toganium]

It’s almost like Carl92 was attempting to troll us.

[begine]

pyro getting ready to spend 8436 hours explaining something that everybody already knows

[greysondev]

pyro would spend 8 minutes explaining what music is

[findot]

"We better get gooning" The slop thickens.

[kaproskarleto]

The fact that this song was found is both a blessing and a curse

[ragnar_.]

breaking news. a man called Ajit Pie is trying to stop net nutrality.

[soup]

Pyrocinicle would spend an hour explaining what porn is

[kaorimiyazono]

Pyro would spend 1 millennium explaining what Cynical is

[edpersona_l]

Carl WAS DEFINITELY NOT eating chips that day

[Asamuelson]

Thia ain't slop, this is concrete

[Goldenblade]

Dammit Dolan, you had me thinking the Most Mysterious Song on the Internet was found, only to absolutely slop all over my face.

[SimpStuff]

That one comment that says "my uncle heard this song once and tickles his anus I hope this gives a new lead" is much much funnier now.

[SootyPhoenix]

By now the slop must be the densest substance in the universe.

[mrtoast]

The lyrics "Take it in, take it out" just feels wrong in this context