Mortis - Internet Mysteries

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[FatheredPuma]

Internet: "it's a drug murder mafia ring from the pits of hell!"
Owner: "I just want to watch movies in peace with my friends and family where ever we go ._."

[bobograndman]

This poor man, just wanted to run a dental company, host his bootleg Netflix or make websites for his family, but the sweaty hordes from the internet relentlessly tried to break into his website and ruin his fun

[tensio]

Ling is hiding a toothpaste 10/10 dentists recommends, him included.

[fraserhobbs]

He's Hiding the Identities of the 1/10 dentists that don't approve of Oral-B toothpaste

[RoseBleueDuRosierSec]

A Lovecraft nerd just wanted to pirate movies in peace and everyone's on his arse now, I feel bad for him.

[michaelcolding]

cant you just wayback machine the wayback machine to go to a version where they do have the website archived?

[dr.z]

FYI: A "mortise" is a connector between the individual false teeth of a multi-tooth dental implant (AKA a "bridge"). Although I come from a medical background (in my field, "mortise" being a certain angle of plain radiographs of the ankle), this would make sense from a purely dental perspective if he was connecting individual clients (teeth) to web server/file sharing service.

[jonathanngai]

A random person: "there is nothing more to look into, leave me alone"
Redittor: So you have chosen exposure

[residentsimon]

he's hiding a microwave that cooks through the middle

[MasterOfKnowledge.]

Maybe the real mortis was the friends we made along the way

[JoeBob]

Damn, imagine just creating a simple webpage so that you can stream movies on a home server, and you accidently put it online, and the whole internet are still on your case 25 years later!

[sillysillyme]

Imagine we finally crack it and we just get rick rolled

[ediscaptain]

“Why’d you call it mortis? It’s Latin for death.”
My thinking: It’s a cool name.

[Cpium]

So you’re telling me that this dude made a whole Internet mystery surrounding a website that he simply used to download movies

[bluishgreenkinda]

Know whats strange? John Smith is a very common name right? I've never actually met or even heard of a real guy named John Smith. Have you?

[sjagkid]

Ever seen a YouTube channel with under 10000 subs that you have a feeling is about to blow up ? Yeah that's this channel right now

[mellenhead_]

Fyi “Dead, but dreaming” is a reference to “The Call of Cthulhu” by H.P Lovecraft, one of the sayings in the book is “In his house in R’lyeh Dead Cthulhu waits dreaming”

[hughjanus]

Relax, it's just his "homework" folder

[SensualWhirl]

This might be reaching, but a mortise lock is a kind of robust door bolting system which is very difficult to break into without the key (it combines with a latch on the inside, so simply picking the lock doesn’t work). So it might also be a play on words. Mortis/mortise. Dunno.

[ryans]

Poor ling just wanted to pirate movies and y’all thought he was doing some bad shit and got the fbi on him bro that sucks ling is a real one