HOW TO BE BRITISH

[jenny]

Don't forget apologising to inanimate objects when you bump into them!

[danhowellsknees]

as a Brit, I can confirm that we definitely bathe in our tea. There is no water here. only tea.

[jackbarnes]

**Emma rubs tea bag on teeth** **Bag explodes** Emma: "It wasn't meant to burst." Me: **snickers** "That's what she said"

[frankieroaiisshh]

*Meanwhile in the suburbs of london*

"Blad, that's rank. Fam you listenin' to me? I'll wreck you!"

[Boris-lqfs]

Emma, you forgot that you have to riot in the streets and flip cars when your football team loses.

[ZoeM-]

You forgot having an umbrella on person at ALL times and being good at queuing

[lordvivec]

"We kicked those fuckers out."

Fucking perfect line

[frog_champ]

Rowan Atkinson is a national treasure. It's just a shame that people always see him as Mr Bean when his funniest comedies are the ones where he actually speaks (Blackadder, anyone?).

[majormlbfan]

You also need to be sarcastic about EVERYTHING to be considered a godamn Brit.

[spaaceii]

Tea actually helps with chickenpocks, my mum bathed me and my sister in cold-ish tea when we had chickenpocks.

[nerdatheart]

I thought you had to watch Doctor Who to be British?

[HollyLaing]

Is it bad that im British but ive never had tea... Im an embarrassment

[gabybop]

"We kicked those fuckers out." It's funny cus it's true!! hahaha

[Minecraftathop]

Emma: "Unlees you have neither of them accents...Or your gonna get called Australian!" Me: "Unless your Scottish!"

[hi-vjdy]

"I want a baby king. What would happen?
Heh.
The monarchy is so fucked."

[katemccune]

'UGH it's too nice to go outside' As a Northern Irish person who cannot cope with heat above 16 degrees I can confirm this is very true. Summer is a struggle.

[Feldi]

Loving Tea (Check)
Having "bad" teeth (well somehow Check)
Always Complaining (Check)
Having a weird english Accent (check)
I definately was born in the wrong country...

[ayroxus]

Just in case nobody understood the British humour in this video, basically, everything she said was over exaggerated

[rosaperegrine]

My friend looks like mr bean XD this video is pretty accurate actually! XD








* sips tea *

[emmer]

don't forget the 2 different kinds of brits: the "omg tan i need tan! tan tan tanity tan tan" brits and the "ew its outside. ouch the sun. ew rain. ew snow. ew air" type brits haha (im the 2nd one)