England: A Beginner's Guide

I notice that it's also independence day. How fitting.
You just wait until we throw all your tea in the fucking ocean.

[ObjectManiacJennifer]

You forgot to mention the fact that everyone starts melting after the temperature goes over 20°C.

[Nattybumco]

Also, we have a silly amount of accents for how small we are

[jamesfrearson]

How I sum up England, as an English person.
Tea
Tea
Fish an chips
Roadmen
Chavs
More tea
Posh people
FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL
even more tea
Pie
Pasties
Schools forcing you to wear uniforms
Did I mention the tea yet
Castles
Patriotism
The queen
A tiny bit more tea
Biscuits
Old people
Eternal rain
And finally, Brexit

[SubscriberswithnovideosC-okwv]

“It is permitted to use siblings and pets as weaponry”
Me: *Looks at my obese cat*

[orkenking]

What I learned while in England is that you guys can drink enough alcohol to kill an elephant and call it a regular night.

[atinofspam]

When i have to describe my culture to someone:

- fish and chips
- alcoholism
- knife crime
- rain

[anyaklum]

The only thing we Brits hate more than other people is ourselves. This is accurate

[gloopo]

never have i been so offended by something i 100% agree with.

[Dogewowm]

Someone, somewhere will believe every word of this....

[miaferrari]

Came here expecting to learn a few facts about England. Left with a burning desire to move there.

[EchoesOfArson]

America:
This seems legit

Everywhere else:
This seems legit

England:
This seems legit

[jacobparrish]

I like how this absolute bollocks still made me feel very patriotic

[emmi]

As a tribute to the town names, may I mention that my parents got married in a town called six mile bottom. Its near Cambridge.

[rosevampire]

I’m British and this all true.
There’s also an island called “egg” near Scotland.

[Hakabas]

„The national dish of england is called beer.“ germany: Bin ich ein Witz für dich?

[reesespuffs]

Instructions unclear: everyone is fighting France now tf

[averylividmoose]

Compared to American attempts this is quite possibly the most accurate thing I've ever seen however you did miss out the fact that the household guard don't wear bearskins as we can no longer afford them, they are expected to grow their hair into position before guard duty or parade

[dcoulter]

I thought he’d be joking and telling lies, but he showed us a documentary

[bethanybrookes]

I think you forgot about how if you fo anything even slightly out there in public, then all the people in the surrounding area will force you to feel great shame by looking away from you and muttering the words "Tut tut".

And the part about how the north and south are at war and how the east and west of the north are also at war, and the only things preventing total bloodbath is an area called the Midlands and a mountain range called the Pennines. And cornwall doesn't really get involved and just does it's own thing, and is part of England in name only.

And the town that worships Dracula: Whitby.

British people aren't controlled by demons, or demon worshippers, we are the demons.

[amyidk.]

i give my own english consent for this to be shown on any flights to england. any other englishpeople (we do many things but we do not assume gender) may add their consent below if they feel the need