HOW TO SURVIVE A TORNADO

[strawberrymilk]

schools: oh no just put them in the halls and make them curl up in a ball, they totally just wont fly away and die

[Oppzis]

School: SHHH BE QUIET OR THE TORNADO WILL HEAR YOU

[noverinvrofficial]

Nah, just become the cameraman, cameramen never dies

[n_as]

"here is the only way to survive a tornado"
* proceed to show lot of ways *

[kyeatsbugs]

"get home and go to your basement"
*Me who doesn't have a basement:*

Edit: damn 1k? I should not have a basement more often.

[No_I_Quit]

Us midwesterns: ahh what a nice day to sit and watch a tornado

[charlotte_]

“And protect yourself from flying debris”

*sees running solar panel*

[HeroineDark]

How to survive a tornado: make sure you're alive once it gone.

[fireflame]

As a person who lives in the tornado alley, we don't have basements here. So the second best option is the bath tub with a mattress on it.

[heatherhillman]

NEVER stay in your car unless you know which way the tornado is moving and you can drive away from it and it's path. Many people, including storm chasers, have died when the tornado picks up their vehicle and throws it half a mile. You are supposed to get out of and AWAY from your vehicle, lie flat in a ditch and cover your head with your hands. Don't know where this chick is from, but I grew up in tornado alley. She is wrong on this point. Stay safe out there.

[aames]

How to survive a tornado : start recording because cameraman never dies.

[noodlecat]

"don't stand there and watch it"
Yeah no sh!t

[mazerunner]

“Don’t stand there and watch it”
The mid west: “how about no”

[jacobmilessevilla]

Dude The Dog Just Smashed The Dust Devil 💀💀💀

[RapGod]

How to survive a tornado:
1. Go outside
2. Scream really loudly “GO AWAY!!!”
3. Congrats u survived! 💀

[bella.thebetch]

“Don’t stand there and watch it”
Midwest dads: “of course not, I would be drinking a beer.”

[VWdabug]

Oklahomans:we wont do anything but stand outside

[tearducktproductions]

How to survive a tornado: pull out your phone and start recording, cameramen never die.

[artemis]

I read something about tornadoes the other day, even though in my country we rarely get them very severely.
“If a tornado looks like it isn’t moving, it’s either going towards you or away from you. Don’t stick around to find out which”

[ThatFordraptor]

People in Texas be like I’ll just A normal day