Tom Segura - God don't make no junk

Tom Segura - God don't make no junk

[THUHAT]

“Don’t you talk that mess, don’t you say that Sally Billy Bob Sandra”

[austinmurray]

I've lived in the south my whole life and had no idea that was a saying lol. But the accent is so on point

[littlean]

Ugh, I laughed out loud at “nascar, fart, beer”. Lol

[davidbishop]

Born and raised in the south, and I confirm, and approve this message ! 😂😂🎶😂🎶🎶

[Schticky]

I’m from Louisiana and I’ve never heard anybody say anything clearly so you could be right

[Ironmurs]

Thanks Tom...for fuckin breaking my funny bone. I’ve only been following him for a few months, but he’s a top 3 in my book.

[PurpleCloud]

I’ve lived here in Florida my entire 28 years of breathing.
My retort?
Yes. God DOES make junk.
It’s called Daytona Beach, FL.

[MatthewLaShure]

"God don't make no junk"

Remove matching negatives

"God makes junk"

The double negative seems to have already cleared this up...

[brianpeters]

That was the meanest thing I’ve heard today. If you’re reading this, please know that “God don’t make no junk” for real.

[abnormalman]

His impression of the 1000lbs sisters is spot on 0:23

[prestongarvey]

I live in the south east and I can approve this is exactly how we talk

[Reach]

"Its not sending a lot of lead to the pencil" lmfao

[ExpatriatePaul]

Wow, I'm from Texas and have never heard that expression, but then I've also been an Atheist for about 40 years.

[soonfamous]

I need me some southern care in my life..! I am glad about Sally that got the support she needed. God did not make no junk!

[garys.]

I live in Charleston, SC and was born/raised in GA. There are many different versions of that saying but it does exist. Biggest caveat though.... it’s true. Self-pity is pointless and you are the reason for your success or failure. Period.

[amydutcher]

My sides . . . . My sides !!
One of your best ever.
Love ya T.S. !!

[sealife]

“You makin fun of the south?” Between two ferns

[cedarpoplar]

How else can you put it. This man just violated everything spoken of.

[christianhillman]

Tom Segura habitually picks on the south, and I'm here for it

[dabombdiggity]

Its the "dont you talk that mess" for me😭😭