Why Horoscopes Are Dumb | Tom Segura: Ball Hog (2020) | Netflix

In Tom Segura's 2020 Netflix standup comedy special Ball Hog, he voices his disdain for people who care about horoscopes and matching birthdays.


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[awsumO]

My sister-in-law has based her entire life/career on her horoscope....this clip is 100% accurate.

[Phi]

"We have the same birthday. What are the odds?"
"1 in 365?"

[Beeeeeeeeeeep]

I used to be into astrology and one time I didn’t eat toast because the horoscope told me to avoid it 😂

[thetruemonarch]

I've met about 7 women in the past 2 months that have brought up horoscopes and astrological signs, 2 of which work with me and do it constantly. All I can think is that those are just another way women dodge accountability. I pushed my boyfriends car off a cliff with his mom and dog inside it cause he didn't pay enough/paid too much attention to me! Lolz, pisces gotta be pisces I'm bout ready to transition just so I can slap them.

[CollinMcLean]

My birthday is the day before my mom's, that's kind of interesting.
Happy birthday mom! My present to you is excruciating pain while you recover from that laceration I gave you on the way out!

[LG-djqr]

Once a year on my birthday my Mom would ask if I wanted her to read my horoscope and I always said, “no thanks!”

[hawaiian]

Most serial killers are Pisces, as am I. I say "Go for it!" 🤣🤣🤣

[yankeydoodoodoo]

I'm April 16th also.. .So is Charlie Chaplin.. We're a funny bunch !

[joshs]

I know many people who obsess over the zodiac signs, I’m glad I wasn’t alone in seeing it as a joke

[ErrNOT]

I keep getting lucky, went to this channel, and he just posted in 13 minutes lol.

[lnteIIigence]

I prefer horrorscopes.
"You will enter a period of hardship and need to be strong as you lie in the hospital recovering from partial decapitation at the hands of Jason Vorhees."

[ManInArea]

Holy hell! My daughter was born on April 16th!

[ColinPoole]

I share a 4-day birthday span with friends lol. Apr 13/14/15/16 we each have a birthday...we decided that was breathworthy :)

[nthgth]

Lmao.
Astrology, in general, is [there should be an emoji for when Kramer does that sideways hand thing dismissing someone as kooky]

[Bay-BGhost]

Our oldest daughters b-day is 9-13-96 and our youngest is 3-19-06. Kind of weird, I think.

[JumboJabs]

Some 60 year old at a Maverick checked my id for beer and let me know that his brother law has a birthday 2 days after mine. What the hell do I do with that info?

[roguesheep]

i like to point out that i share a birthday with michael jordan and paris hilton, it’s s crap shoot, man 😅

[lloydshackleton]

I get that same birthday crap like twice a month! I think some of the girls doing it are flirting.

[richiebordelon]

He’s not calling you stupid ..but he will call you poor and weak .and that’s something he likes he actually hates his fans

[feliciawebb]

Hey! My birthday is April 16th too!! 😅😂