Key & Peele - Ultimate Fighting Match Preview

A round of trash-talking before a UWL match quickly escalates.

About Key & Peele:
Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator.



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[jaggedsignsO]

To answer the questions about Paulo's 2 lost fights, when you kill the opponent you are disqualified.

[jrfstudio]

I love how Paulo is moved to tears by thinking about how much Derek is gonna suffer because of the pain he’ll inflict him. Like, he is the only one to know how REALLY painful is going to be, so he is the only one you can sympathize. Masterpiece

[FourteenthKnight]

If ur oppenent starts crying out of pity for you for what hes about to do to you, DO NOT show up for that fight

[Dongotta]

"I'm goin to torture his body, so his soul can learn to be humble"...LOL

[axledornman]

If someone calls themselves gods instrument you should leave that fight 😂

[urwyltz]

I watch this everyday so my soul learns to stay humble

[brooksraguse]

"WHAT'CHU MEAN YOU CAN'T FIND HIM?'
I legit got scared.

[capone]

"God's lessons are so beautiful." Creepiest quote ever.

[roboticsguyy]

"When I squeeze your lungs Derek, and you beg me for life, then your heart will open up to tha lord" 😂 😂 😂 😂

[SimranMarwaha]

"He said God chose him? ...That doesn't even make sense really..." Has me crying

[fUjiMaNia]

1:50 "akholaaa palaa eshalalaakh elllalapahlala"

[soakedbearrd]

This skit is even funnier if you were an early ufc fan and were watching Brazilian fighters like Vitor belfort.

[xDFoRcEzZ]

1:18 That fucking face gets me every time.

[JB-volp]

"What you mean you can't find him"? Lol... killed me!!

[ChiseledAdonis]

This shit came out my senior year in high school
I remember my freshman year in college telling my opponents during football games the quotes from this skit!

[lysergide]

"I will torture his body, so that his sole will learn to be humble" -every PE teacher ever.

[blackwatertv]

I’m gonna tell my kids that this was the Kendrick versus Drake beef.

[orvcharl]

I just love how emotionally detached he is when he finally grabs him.

[KEANUWHITE]

1:02-1:16 is literally the scariest thing I've ever heard. If I was a fighter going up against that, I'd be forfeiting so fast promoters would never promote me again. Lol genius

[lansinetberete]

“Then your family will gather around your hospital bed to see NEW DEREK”
Underrated quote BEING BORN AGAIN 😅😅😅