Key & Peele - Auction Block

The slaves for auction in Lot A are popular with these plantation owners.

About Key & Peele:
Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator.



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[rileyfreeman]

“My question is how did they catch him?”😂😂😂

[Toshirou]

“My worse quality is that I’m a perfectionist” lmao classic interview answer

[abigailgarcia]

I did not want to laugh I tried but I lost it at “Can a brother get on lot A?” 😂

[phonixsong]

"I will not have my reputation tainted selling superficial, bigoted slaves" 🤣🤣

[jaykicks]

“Anyone would buy him”
“I’d buy that dude”
😂😂😂😂

[riveroaks]

"No offense brother, I'm just saying"


"Offense taken"

[popo_boo]

"My question is how'd they catch him?"
This line gets me every time lol

[benjaminschellhardt]

"I'm fast, I've got stamina... and I know magic!" Kills me every time

[INUTUTA]

Every interviewee ever: “My worst quality is that I am a perfectionist.”

[yureidycalderon]

“See now that surprises me” that gets me every time 😂😂😂😂

[braianfernandes]

"What can He pick? A cotton plant is this tall" Gets me every time

[hmongninjatsu]

"My question is, how'd they catch him?" Lmfao gmfu

[Cole-fgus]

“Look at him, what can he PICK?! A cotton plant’s like this tall!” 10 years later and I’m still crying

[CrocvsGator]

This is like a more extreme version of not wanting to play dodgeball, but still getting annoyed you were picked last.

[PavinSuakham]

This went from "I don't wanna be owned by another human" to "please buy me I know magic"

[drghostly]

Not going to lie, never seen something so genuinely horrific turned into comedy so well. Holy shit.

[neosname]

Jordan: “Anyone will buy him”

Keegan: “I'd buy that dude” 😂

[Omgacow]

It is hard to choose but I think this might be my favorite Key & Peele skit. The way they manage to make a setup like this absurdly funny is beyond impressive

[xxyanlixx]

"my question is how did they catch him?" 😆😆

[flamingstallion]

“I will not have my reputation tainted selling superficial bigoted slaves.”
😂😂😂