Ultimate Fighting Goes to the Next Level - Key & Peele

Two ultimate fighters make their case for why they’re going to win the big match, but one of them clearly takes it more seriously than the other.

About Key & Peele:
Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator.



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[Rorschach]

There’s nothing scarier than a man who desperately doesn’t want to kill you but knows he has to

[PassionYetPeace]

For anyone wondering about his two losses, it's very simple.

If you kill your opponent, you get disqualified.

[Joesire]

"Then you're family will gather around the hospital bed to see... The NEW Derek."

That was crazy as hell! 😅😅😅

[smnoy]

Best part of this sketch is that Paulo also seems horrified by what he must do

[KindredEmotions]

"I will torture his body, so that his soul learns to be humble." is one of the coldest lines I've heard in a long time. I love it.

[calowenby]

The fact that Derek gets more and more terrified every time he shows up and Paulo gets more and more devoted to his cause cracks me up every time.

[JayMajor]

"if yall got an actual crazy person to fight, thats not fair to me. or him'" im crying

[DeesonJame]

Fight cancelled. Derek has opened his heart to the Lord.

[Eva-uwuo]

1:02 If someone is shedding tears while maintaining unbroken eye contact with you as they calmly tell you they're gonna make you meet god, maybe don't fight that person.

[danielhopkins]

“I cried before fights because I was pretty scared, and by being scared, I’m really going to do something bad to this guy that his family is not going to like. Then, I’m going to be really guilty and feel bad at the end.”

- Mike Tyson

[kentongriffin]

"God's lessons are beautiful? Who put this fight together?"😂

[flppp]

This man doesnt kill people, he "sets them free". 😂

[jamaicafox]

Key's tears whilest explaining paralyzing Peele took me out 🤣🤣.

[kickbuttmcgrew]

"Whatchu mean you can't find him?" in that panicked voice is easily the single funniest thing from this show for me ever 🤣🤣

[blackdeath]

That "When I squeeze your lungs Derek and you beg me for life, then your heart will open up to the lord." While doing a cold and chilling stare on the camera really got me 😂😂😂.

[cblack]

“I will torture his body so his soul learns to be humble “ that legit could be a line in a thriller/ horror/ suspense film lol

[brianharris]

"As far as I'm concerned, this Saturday night, there isn't even gonna be a fight." He wasn't wrong about that part, at least.

[franktheexpertstrenchclub]

I feel like this sketch is an almost perfect analogy for the Drake/Kendrick beef.
Drake decided to drum up some cred and clout and all by beefing with Kendrick, not understanding what he’d done.
Far too late, Drake was like, “He realizes we’re just rapping to raise interest for our careers, right?”
Kendrick then torture his mind to humble his soul.

[allencharles]

Went back here after kendrick dropped meet the grahams. Same energy bro

[Man]

Peele 100% nailed the toolish look of the mid 2000’s mma fighters. The fitted hats and Affliction shirts 😂. It’s almost like those dudes were issued uniforms at mma gyms.