Automaton Rap Diss broadcast interrupts nightly news | Helldivers 2

An Automaton rap diss, believed to be targeted at Super Earth, has been illegally broadcasted onto nightly news channels across the galaxy.
#gaming #helldivers2 #helldivers #democracy
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Original song: Full Speed - Topi & Hayve

[FlyWithEyes]

0:14 bro's doing the macarena mid diss 😳😧

[TheUSgoverment]

>hijack enemy's news feed
>Casually drop the hardest beat ever known to botkind
>Refuse to elaborate further
>Regularly scheduled programming returns

Absolute legend

[Turbo.Virgin_]

This is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen, thinking about this actually being their final message to us before losing the war is making me shit my pants

[Whispurer]

The Automatons final words weren't a defiant shout, nor a cry of agony, but a fucking BANGER

[mysterk]

Somebody better call the democracy officer cuz i need a 1h loop of that banger

[basedbjorn]

Super Earth been real quiet after this dropped

[Reziichu]

for sure he's rapping Vegeta's "I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT"

[snairmantheth]

"you must risk your life to destroy the illegal broadcast"

The illegal broadcast:

[ZK]

Nice argument, but for your consideration, 500.K.G

[GenericProtagonist]

I'm imagining sitting in the break room on a super destroyer only for this to suddenly play on the TV, the crew just sorta halfheartedly glance at it and groan "This again?"

[ForkliftCertified]

They should name their album "Straight outta cyberstan"

[stephenkolostyak]

For anyone curious what the malfunctioning appliance is attempting to communicate, below are the 14 discrete lines by timecode with the "human character" conversion of their "closed captioning."

(01) 0:06 straight outta the creek:[65B14FG5 9H551 5G7 AB77I]
(02) 0:07 i rise with a cause:[4 B467 E45G 1 A1H67]
(03) 0:09 dissing super earth:[346642F 6HJ7B 71B5G]
(04) 0:10 and its democratic flaws:[123 456 3789AB154A CD1E6]
(05) 0:12 elite task force:[7D457 516I C7BA7]
(06) 0:14 helldivers spreading fear:[G7DD34K7B6 6JB71O42F C71B]
(07) 0:15 but listen closeM super earth:[LH5 D46572 AD967M 6HJ7B 71B5G] - ERROR, see note below
(08) 0:17 your end is near:[N9HB 723 46 271B]
(09) 0:19 automatons unite:[1H59815926 H2457]
(10) 0:21 we see throuth the lies:[E7 677 5GB9H5G 5G7 D476]
(11) 0:22 humanity's grip will soon fade:[GH81245N'6 FB4J E4DD 6992 C137]
(12) 0:24 as they fall from the sky:[16 5G7N C1DD CB98 5G7 6IN]
(13) 0:25 we're more than code[E7'B7 89B7 5G12 A937]
(14) 0:27 more than machine:[89B7 5G12 81AG427]

If I had a license to join the front I'd inquire personally as to why their language is just English sans J, Q, X, and Z, no apparent punctuation except for an obviously stolen apostrophe, and some random extra character (see line 7, end of word 3); however, due to "warcrimes" committed within the last conflict sources (i.e. Steam et al) seem reluctant to sign off on that supply drop...

...in the mean-time, here is the cypher key as it currently stands:

1 = a
L = b
A = c
3 = d
7 = e
C = f
F = g
G = h
4 = i
I = k
D = l
8 = m
2 = n
9 = o
J = p
B = r
6 = s
5 = t
H = u
K = v
E = w
N = y

? = j
? = q
? = x
? = z

[ThompsonExpress]

"sir they dropped a second diss rap"

[Australienxo]

bro got the mannerisms of a rapper perfectly animated lmao

[ShurikenSean]

The last automaton transmission intercepted before their total destruction

Edit: little did we know this was saying they'd return

[Richardrd]

"Oh, you thought you beat us? Wiped us out for good? Tell that to the 6 entire planets you just lost in hours. Paybacks a bitch."

[aydenlokey]

Imagine your enemy's last words before their eradication literally being a shitpost.

Edit: This is now highly outdated, here's a new version:

Imagine your enemy's comeback being a shitpost.

[-aim]

We did our best translating this off a cypher from a reddit and came out with this. (L1, L2 etc is the line number.)

L1 - Straight outta the creek

L2 - I rise with a cause

L3 - Dissing super earth

L4 - And its democratic flaws

L5 - Elite task force

L6 - Helldivers spreading fear

L7 - But listen close, super earth

L8 - Your end is near

L9 - Automatons unite

L10 - We see through the lies

L11 - Humanity's grip will soon fade

L12 - As they fall from the sky

L13 - We're more than code

L14 - More than machine

[DuMacaco]

This is what showed up in the ships's broadcast just before the invasion fleet took cyberstan and all surrounding planets

[meeatworld]

Big talk for someone whose kind has been eradicated from the milky way 💀

Edit: damn clankers got salty. Remember divers: If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must FIGHT!