Goblin Slayer Takes Lancer's Package | Goblin Slayer Abridged #shorts

Goblin Slayer Takes Lancer's Package | Goblin Slayer Abridged #shorts

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-Cast-
Goblin Slayer - Grimmjack
Spearman/Lancer -
Witch -
Priestess - @ChichiAi

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[grimmjack]

You can watch the full season of this parody version of Goblin Slayer on this channel! It's called "Goblin Slayer Abridged"

[rayanderson]

I love the witch in the abridged series. "No one. Will Believe. You..."

[axis]

Unlike Itadori and Nanami, Goblin Slayer actually can just pay you to not ask questions.

[LvdNLst]

I love how rich Goblin Slayer is in this one. Like the dude just throws money at all his human problems and it fixes them.

[swordsmen]

The fact that the Witch said that Lancer isn't worth the spell slot, but Goblin Slayer is, has got to be the biggest burn Lancer could ever receive.

[shadowgsokami]

"How much more do i gotta pay you to mind your own damn business?"
Killed me.

[maddenlegend]

Lancer's got to learn to not upcharge so cheap. Goblin Slayer's rolling in money$$$

[Reviewer]

I oddly like that about GS in this series. I can’t tell if he’s chill, or just so anti-goblin anyone else can call him a whack job and charge double he’s not gonna argue.

[MercyxStarlight]

So that flour is actually from his wife's farm. Specifically it's Cow Girl's side hustle.

[mediokay]

Goblin Slayer either has no sense of financial responsibility, or goblin slaying is really that lucrative.

[maddenlegend]

Wonder if Goblin Slayer will share that bag of "flour" with Maou and Ashira.

[dearickangelonej.legaspi]

Witch is my favorite in this world. The implications that she and Goblin Slayer did some questionable stuff together and Lancer is just being bullied by both of them is hilarious

[justme]

That was the slowest burn I've ever heard

[IsDefinitelyHuman]

Who would have known getting to Silver-Rank and just killing 30's of goblins every mission for a few years would be so profitable.
When your entire job is paid by the head of thing you bring back, killing a Dragon for like 50 gold a dragon, or killing some goblins for like 1 silver a goblin, seems like a no brainer.

[staek]

My favorite thing will alway be how absolutely loaded goblin slayer is, where money is just never an issue

[usagifang]

"you're not worth the spell slot"

Never piss off your party's spellcaster. 😂

[jordancambridge]

He used the flour to make a bomb. Which seems like a parody thing but its what happened in the real episode.

[virus]

My favorite exchange is still
"You don't have 10, 000 gold? Aren't you a silver rank? What the

[Caterind]

I love the fact the mage speaks slowly on purpose. Feels like a dnd sage background reference to the personality trait you can choose for that background.

[jacobwachtel]

It's essential for the glue he likes to eat