Dr Bright! Stop Calling People Peasants!

Largely due to the fact that he is begrudgingly stuck being immortal, Dr. Bright is known to be a jokester from time to time at the SCP Foundation.
There is a list of things Dr Bright is not allowed to do at the foundation.
This video explains one of those things.

#shorts

[CharizardMaster]

well historically, Court Jester’s had a big role and King Henry’s jester Will Sommers, played a crucial role in informing the king of his wives affairs.

[johnturner]

Dr. Bright is not allowed to use ANY SCP to win sports bets.

[KitomiKotiri]

no real reason for it but the sketch for Tomska helping his friend not turn into zombie video part at end where Tom bites him and he turns into Tom and says after thanking him "I wish more people were like you" popped into my head with someone saying that to Dr. Bright and Dr. Bright replying "they can here wear this" puts the medallion around their neck

[adudewhoasked]

“Yeah ok peasant”
-dr.jack bright after hearing this rule

[DMBLaan]

Actually I feel like Bright would be the "Grand Vasire/Most Trusted Advisor" behind the throne if anything

[RyuichiNoGekido]

Sitcom pitch:
Dr. Jack Bright becomes Fernand the Cannibal's Court Jester.
Fernand thinks he's Dr. Bright and everyone is his peasant.
It's up to Dr. Bright to get "Dr. Bright" back in containment, or be eaten and the amulet transferred to someone else.
The B plot is a Survivor parody deciding who becomes the next Jester Bright.

[ignite]

He really went: Bright your not a king your a clown

[ZoanBlade]

"Why not? *You* treat the D Class like peasants, and you treated Mobile Task Force "Pandora's Box" like they were a nuisance. Why shouldn't I treat you the same way?"

[shemidreamer]

he IS immortal, that's a pretty popular factor that made people king

[richardmarois]

“You wouldn’t be a lord, you’d be a court jester.”
Dr.Bright: “So you think I’m funny.”

[sannojimikado]

if I could, I would feel very happy to just be called a 'peasant' by dr bright.

[BLXY]

YOU SHAN’T SPEAK THIS WAY ABOUT OUR LORD BRIGHT!

[anthonyluclarocque]

He would be a gesture you say? Hmm I wonder if there is a rule about Dr bright not being allowed to be a jester

[sharkyreynolds]

The term peasants these days should be reserved for those that use public transportation. Buses and trams are basically plague-ridden cattle boxes capable of self-propulsion.

[matevzpraper]

I love how his voice is just tired from doctor brite

[HaydenLH]

Bro destroyed bright’s career in under 60 seconds.

[LaurentIpsum]

That burn at the end overheated my phone

[shy-griff]

I can see Jack bright as the court jester.

[Tax_Potato]

Dr Bright copes with tragedy using humor and I’m surprised he isn’t worshipped as some kind of god at this point bcuz he’s chill af and literally cannot die.

[stacyk]

I honestly think Jack would have a great time being the court jester. He gets paid well, gets comfortable living in a castle and gets to mess around, have fun, and play jokes.

People think the court jester is
just a laughing stock but you have to remember that he did live in close quarters with the king and other nobles of the land. If he was smart, played his cards right, and whispered in the right ears it could be a VERY lucrative position.