Dr. Bright is Not Allowed to Hand Out Instances of SCP-437 to Newbie Researchers as Weaponry!

Largely due to the fact that he is begrudgingly stuck being immortal, Dr. Bright is known to be a jokester from time to time at the SCP Foundation.
There is a list of things Dr Bright is not allowed to do at the foundation.
This video explains one of those things involving SCP 437.

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[yededeuzzi]

When I first heard about "Things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do at the Foundation", I remember thinking that the foundation was a bit harsh. I've come to realize that Dr. Bright is simply one bored and dangerous maniac.

[Mantis]

*NEXT UP ON SCP Explained:* Why Dr. Bright is not allowed to give therapy to traumatized researchers in order to spare his savings.

[watdadogdoin]

Dr.bright is the type of guy to offer you 3 candys from scp-330

[kathythrash]

I love the "Dr. Bright is Not Allowed to do-" series!

[KurisuchanRuisu]

Starting a new job at the foundation just to get traumatized 1 hour later

[osmosisjones]

“Therapy bills” is foundation code for “D-classes we feed to the giant underwater amnestics eel”

[juliansoria]

Meanwhile some of the O5 when they find out that Bright has made something stupid again: *furiously smash keyboard*

[darkmagicmage]

I like how in all of these, Bright always ends up sad and scratching the back of his head, like HE’S the victim here

[ccyamato]

I know you can't kill him in the conventional sense but it seems like a lot of trouble keeping Dr. Bright around. He must be quite worth it.

[ArchviumLiminalium]

A list of things Bright is allowed to do would be a lot shorter.

[iEGeek]

As each episode comes, I’m starting to wonder what the tolerance point of the council is.

[lutficotyasprasetyo]

Evil Dr Bright: never break the rules at the foundation

[WolfBetter]

Dr Brught be like:”it’s just a prank, bro!”

[vikingreflections]

Dr. Bright: *Breathes*
Council: *Is Suspicious*

[jackwilliam]

He can't pay the bills : The Foundations already decided he's not allowed to scam people anymore.

[logansray]

I mean it is a weapon, a psychological weapon but a weapon nonetheless.

[sonicblah]

Given his origin story I don't blame bright for messing with the foundation as much as they do honestly

[suffacted]

Guys look I'm gonna predict the future, I think Dr. Bright won't be allowed to eat boiled pineapple pizza in SCP-682's containment chamber. Except if this is already a rule.

[deadskull]

Narrator: things Dr bright can't do.

(Brings out a 500 page book)

[asawanimingyuu]

Mr bright: Yo its just a tree why so blue?