Dave Portnoy Reviews Pizza With Nobody

I only see one person in this review. #shorts




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[RagingBullNuts]

To much adderall. Dave’s talking to himself again.

[geoffreymadge]

Surprised John didn't do the review in mandarin

[oocloudoo]

John Xina!!! The man with the highest social credit score!

[Godofhouse]

Random walking blue suit convinces Portnoy he’s John Cena.

[eis]

Pizza 9.8
Taiwan 0.0
Back seat ice cream 8.9
Credit score through the roof

[christhefist]

"Did they give you a pizza? How could it be a 0 then??" 🤣

[beckykazeks]

The look on Dave's face when dude scored WAY too high!! Lmao

[none_o_ur_bidnis]

That's not nobody. That's Zhong Xina

[larry]

Dave got owned this interview, everybody knows the rules.

[noisypr]

Really worried about Dave, he's been speaking all the video alone, praying for his mental wellness

[HKTjohnnywalker]

I think he confused his Chyna social credit score with the 9.8 pizza ratting..

[Dmbm]

Like how John tried to raise that zero score up for them 😂 “Did you get a pizza? 🤷🏽‍♂️”

[caweso]

Did Xi agree to let John do this review?

[herdondoozer]

I am guessing this pizza was made in China?

[Cornberry]

Sounds like John Cena but the camera isn’t filming him for some reason?

[Moosorkh]

Wow!!!! Dave has done so many pizza reviews now he can make the pizza float in the air!

[johncheena]

I tried eating the pizza with chopsticks

[enversiddiky]

I almost spit up when he asked "did they give you a pizza?"

[jimjimsauce]

imagine knowing who dave portnoy is but not knowing john cena 😂

[gtbdaily]

I heard Dave talking to someone and at one point I saw a floating pizza but I’m confused about the whole situation. Cocaine is only supposed to effect the person doing it but for it to make me see a floating pizza by just watching this video Dave must get some good stuff,