Dave Portnoy Discovers The Best Pizza In Miami

If you see that pizza and know how Dave does his reviews, you knew a monster score was coming #shorts




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[RethinkInc]

Like hot butter through a Swiss army knife ?? That pizza has him glitching out.

[RYTF]

Like butter through a swiss army knife. Everyone knows fhe rules.

[mattfowler]

Never seen a pizza flop so hard after praising the undercarriage 💀

[chriscowan]

Hot butter through a Swiss army knife...everybody knows Dave is stoned

[MrTyjnash]

You gotta call out the flop. Everyone knows the rules.

[dreichert]

That's some tough ass butter, everybody knows the rules

[momo]

Put an old grumpy man (with a big heart) in the kitchen that’s been making pizza his whole life and take cash only and this would be a solid 8.9-9.2

[awguitarroom]

An 8.6 in Miami?? Must be damn good pizza

[jsworks]

You were drunk at that time. Everybody knows the rules

[jewcyk]

And that was the last day any employee there took a break.

[bubbaberto]

8.6 with the flop..lol respect have learned much about the pie

[NotRicoBosco]

“Hot Butter thru a Swiss Army Knife”

Is maybe one of his best all time…..

The Portnoy troupe of always jacking up sayings gets me every time

[cloud]

Dave out here giving MONSTER scores for punctured crust. Everyone knows the rules

[jimkellt]

Absolutely nuts he gave a higher score to a pizza place in miami than most of the new haven places

[bama_aviator]

His passion for pizza makes Dave the best 🙌🏻

[billsauer]

Hot butter through a Swiss army knife😂😂😂

[BigDees]

I was stoned drunk and coked out everyone knows the rules

[mikegallegos]

"...hot butter through a Swiss Army knife."
😂❤

[LMedlock]

MONSTER SCORE. And with that ladies and gentlemen, you made them gazillionaires.

[hasuchObe]

for a second, i thought i forgot what cacaphony meant