John Green Answers Your John Green Questions

In which John Green answers questions that people ask google about him, in an attempt to make this (and not that other video we won't mention) the top search result related to his name, which is John Green.

John Green is a writer and YouTuber, or possibly a novelist and online video creator. (...he said, only for the purposes of improving the searchability of this video.)
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[rachelelizabeth]

The first video that shows up when you search Hank Green is a video by The Business Insider titled "How Hank Green became one of the Internet's most influential educators"
sorry John.

[prerza]

"No matter what you do, the tides of time will wash away your sand castle, so there's no sense in reaching for some fool hardy notion of immortality."
-John Green, 2018.
👏

[jliller]

Paraphrasing: "My brother comes up with all the good ideas. I just write bestselling novels."

I think that's some pretty effective teamwork.

[robertbaillargeon]

I watched this video earlier while not logged in, but I've gotta watch it again from my recommended feed to make sure that Youtube knows that I still want to watch vlogbrothers videos and doesn't stop showing them. What a world we live in.

[Rithene]

"Darling, Fetch the Battle Axe" remains my favorite DFTBA backronym. Also up there are the classic "Dinosaurs Failed to Beat Asteroid" and "Dastardly Farmers Took Bessie Away (but she was Destined for the Burger, Anyway)".

[lyzardthebard]

"is John or Hank older?"
John: "I'm just going to revel in the fact that that's a question people asked Google."
Me: *laughs in oldest sibling*

[falonmichalczyk]

When I started watching this channel I was in the 8th grade, I hated my life and felt awkward and alone. I am 23 now, a lot has changed, but y'all are still here. I'll never forget you signing my copy of Paper Towns and telling me I had a cool name. Thanks for always being here. It means a lot. ❤️

[elenagibbons]

0:59 so I guess you could say that you wrote “will grayson”

[NoiseFlippin]

"Are John and Hank Green related?"

"Yes, we are brothers, and no, there are no other siblings... Well, except for Dave, but *we don't talk about dave."*

[enderwiggins]

Will Grayson Will Grayson really helped me with my sexuality, so thank you.

[Rosalie_Jansen]

DFTCC - Don't Forget To Conjugate Correctly

[rachelelizabeth]

HOLD UP
John Green might be writing another book! I don't even care how long I have to wait, that just made my day.

[audretwelch]

“Why are you crying? Isn’t it happy?” Is the most poetic thing I’ve heard today

[Artifexian]

Edgar award! Best name. 12/12 would agree

[katiemoss]

I'd forgotten it was Tuesday but this is amazing and I'm laughing through all of this

[mpersan]

John Green wears green while answering your questions about John Green!

[thewinterizzy]

If all of us watch this at least five times, I have hope we can make a dent in this video becoming the top search result over Hank’s. Get to work, everyone! 😂

[jaososchefget]

What ever happened to those app reviews that made everybody question their life and life choices?

[AustinNebbia]

I'm finally in a Vlogbrothers video!!!! There are four humans at 2:00: John, Shailene, the girl playing Sarah (I feel awful for not remembering her name) and my blurry elbow on the left. Honestly one of the coolest days of my life.

[grapefruit]

if you were to swich lives with Hank for 24 hours, what would you do?