Reading Mean Comments with John

Week two of Pizzamas begins with a REUNION VIDEO!

This time, I realized that we can search our comments for "John looks like" and "Hank looks like" and similar things to find who (and what) people think we look like over the years. Having literally hundreds of thousands of comments on this channel is an amazing honor, honestly. Reading through comments from deep in the history of this channel was really wonderful.

Also, very funny.

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[ilknure.]

Mean comments in real world vs. Mean comments in

I guess I'll just live here.

[emmafrankly]

JAMES POTTER WAS MISCAST. THE FILMS RUINED THE TRAGEDY OF THE POTTERS' EARLY DEATHS. IN THIS ESSAY I WILL

[sarahdouglas]

I enjoy the fact that most of these are like "Wow, these guys with hair and glasses look vaguely like other guys with hair and glasses."

[bekkayya]

most wholesome mean comments of all time

[simsamsammie]

The comment about hank looking like a startup exec straight up murdered me

[weltfenos]

"john looks like tired man trying to look wide awake"
He says as john looks so sleepy

[dilsdoes]

you honestly cannot open with "john green looks like the guy you glance at at walmart" and expect anything else to have a fighting chance

[МаринаБоровик-шй]

why is Hank wearing a t-shirt with that guy I glanced at Walmart?!?!

[YoshimieYutaka]

You know you are loved when these are the "mean" comments.

[jolynnejohn]

Hank looks Tyler Oakley's dad.
And John DEFINITELY looks like Bernard from Megamind.

[amberbydreamsart]

this is the sweet sweet content i've signed up for

[commonpoppy]

the video stopped 3 min ago and I'm still laughing

[SciencewithKatie]

Half of these weren’t even mean ! Tom Hanks is a good looking chap!

[rileyriley]

OH MY GOD MY SPORT COAT COMMENT WAS READ. HANK I AM SINCERELY SORRY. I REALLY DIDN'T INTEND IT TO BE A MEAN COMMENT, JUST OBSERVATIONAL HUMOR.

[MarkThePage]

2018 John and Hank look like who Hollywood would cast to play 2007 John and Hank in their inevitable biopic.

[Mehrnooshb]

John TOTALLY looks like middle-aged James Potter AHH!!

[thejesuschrist]

"reunited and it feels so good" -peaches and herb

[ThisIsReMarkable]

I love that one of the "mean" comments is "John is looking deliciously Jimmy Neutron". Deliciously! I love Nerdfighters

[ChesuMori]

Where's the hour-long cut of this?

[schokokeks]

"There was never a middle-aged James Potter. " Did you have to bring that up, it still hurts 😢