Peacock's Insane Christmas Movies

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Let's take a trip into The Void™ and watch a couple of the most bizarre Christmas movies I've ever seen.

00:00 - peacock
05:35 - 12 dog days till christmas
19:20 - alone for christmas (ft. amanda)

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[UccCoffeeWithMilk]

The way the mom and the dad lean into each other while lovingly looking at the Christmas tree as it zooms into the three dead men underneath it is the funniest thing I have ever witnessed

[mollydarling]

At this point, no one's trying to make a good Christmas movie anymore. They're trying to make one bad enough that Drew Gooden will goof on it.

[Niobesnuppa]

Petunia is like the dog equivalent of when Hollywood movies have an "ugly nerd" character who's played by a supermodel wearing glasses and frizzy hair. It's just a cute dog everyone keeps informing the audience is supposed to be ugly.

[maledictionwolf]

I gotta give credit where credit is due, the guy playing the skinny blond robber in the Home Alone dog movie is absolutely AMAZING at physical comedy.

[numburger]

It makes sense that everyone is scared of Jack since he literally committed arson within the first 5 minutes of the film because he was mildly annoyed at a shop owner for telling him to stop being a menace

[kxzt]

My grandma just told me she's watching a movie that's "like Home Alone, but it's dogs!" and you'll never guess what it is.... she's having the time of her life

[Contributron]

“Well, I don’t *see* any broken bones. My guess is she has a concussion.” Love it when my vet just throws up his hands and makes a guess.

[Militant_Vegan]

Them saying “he looks really happy too” and then cutting to the depressed dog just sitting on the floor staring at the wall has got to be the funniest thing I’ve seen all week

[journeywithrosie]

I know 12 Dog Days Til Christmas was awful, but I read this on the IMDB Page and thought it was really sweet: The lead dog, Petunia, was actually rescued from an animal shelter to play the role in 12 Dog Days Till Christmas. She had very little hair initially, but by the time filming started she had grown back a lot of her hair due to the love and attention she received in her new home. She is still living with the animal trainer after the film.

[Chelseabee]

Petunia did nothing to be attacked like that. She’s a cute dog, it’s like the writer has a personal vendetta against this particular dog

[audrey]

With all the petunia set up, I really thought they'd get her to be adopted by a blind person

[pastelcatnip]

I don’t know why but the probation officer’s casual “Arson? C’mon, what was that all about?” is killing me. He sounds like a parent talking to their child who had just stolen from the cookie jar, not someone talking to a teen who just committed arson.

[phoenixgirl]

Jack nicknamed her “cryin” because he knows that’s all she’ll be doing while dating him with his verbal abuse and violent outbursts.

[MREEELEEE]

I like how when Jack screams “You stupid ugly dog!” He moves his arms like he’s rapping.

[yakketyyak]

The idea of this child setting a sign on fire and saying "CALL THE COPS! TELL EM OLD JACK IS WAITING FOR EM!" like some old cowboy and then immediately going "it was barely a candle's flame, really :(" is so fucking funny

[maniczzz]

As a disabled person, I actually really love my disabled baby cat! The disabled pet with disabled pet trope is so real to me.

[Flowerfairyy]

The way they zoomed in at the Christmas tree, ignoring the dead bodies covered in Christmas wrapping, then topped it all off with a heartwarming, magical background music. Chefs kiss, this movie is a masterpiece.

[Barbarella.]

“What’s up with the white boy and the ugly dog” is the single funniest line I’ve heard in a movie ever

[randomfandom]

Petunia: *literally just existing*
Everyone: that dog is a monster

[quinnperry]

The dad in the dog home alone movie is played by the same guy who plays the dad of the titular wizards in Disney's Wizards of Waverly Place. In that series, they have a portal to the wizard world which is literally just a blank void, just like the blank void in the dog movie. This definitely means this movie is taking place in the wizard world, and Bone is a human under a spell to look like a dog or something