French History be like

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#france #history #memes

[MasterofRoflness]

What should the next History be like be?
Follow my stuff:

[crispybacon]

This isn't even a meme, this is actually the history of France

[HalduBouyaNono]

I'm a French with an heavy accent. I apologize to every English-speakers who ever heard me talk in their language one day.
Except the Englishmen. Hope you suffered

[Borderose]

A Francophile goes to Paris to immerse himself in the culture. He visits all the landmarks, all the sites, and all the trendy hotspots. He also gets to see how passionately involved the French are in the subject of their governance when he notices how often French people protest and go on strike. Almost weekly. Feeling inspired, and wanting to know more, he goes to a bookstore: he gets the classics of the French literary canon, he picks up a couple of histories, and tries to get his hands on a copy of the French Constitution.

He does not find it.

Not in the legal section. Not in any section.

Puzzled, he goes to ask the storeclerk: "Monsieur? I'm looking for a copy of the French Constitution. Do you have one in stock?"
The clerk smiles.
"My friend, you do realize this is a bookstore, correct?"
"Of course."
"I'm afraid we don't sell periodicals here."

[Ghost-cdtx]

Be France, Win more battles than any other country on this planet.
Be known for being a coward.

[edoardotoccafondi]

"Remember, when in doubt, bring back the guillotine"

-Robespierre

[drekbleh]

"We will change the government to fix the economy"
Do the French ever change?

[SaltoDaKid]

I love it when Napoleon says “It’s Napoleonic war time” and proceed Napoleoning everywhere. Hope for comeback

[knightofarnor]

"If I had a nickel for every time the King of France died because he bumped his head on a doorframe, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."

[VilestCreeper]

The fact that we had so many coalitions in the past makes France looks like the recurring final boss in Europe. 😂

[michelarsenault]

France is that one Guy in a Bar fight that cannot be stopped until they all attack at once, even then they suffer heavy blows, and once the dust settles, he leaves and yet ''Loser!'' and the whole thing commences again

[cypherbrittainnethegodofsl]

Dear people of France, why are you people love revolutions?

[captain_hammer]

So basically:

-> Monarchy is unpopular
-> REVOLUTION!
-> Revolutionaries kill the monarchy and a bunch of random people
-> Republic established
-> Republic becomes a dictatorship
-> Tries to take on the entirety of Europe, gets defeated by UK and Russia (edit: as well as Prussia, Austria, Sweden, Spain and Portugal)
-> Victors establish a monarchy in France
-> REPEAT.

[haidouk]

Our french history is the proof that we are the ultimate drama queens.
No one has much taste for drama and spectacle than we do. No matter what we do, we always throw a show. Whether we win or whether we lose, whether we rule or whether we get trampled on, we're always the most memorable side.
But all this, is ultimately part of our greater plan. To make people keep talking about us, so that our huge ego is getting fed continuously. Anything we do aims at eventually feeding our ego. Make no mistake.

[the__rock]

1:14 Napoleon III wasn't son of Napoleon I, he was his nephew

[filon]

Weird that the door frame thing happened twice

[GlidingZephyr]

Say what you want about France. They remained strong through several chapters of history even though the odds were not always on their side. Respect.

[bobaexellord]

As a French, I can certified this video Accurate.

[filon]

Swedish history be like:
-Erik "Priesthater" Eriksson becomes king after his uncle Karl dies in an ambush
-The peasantry rebels
-Local reeves join up with said rebels and besiege the capital
-Denmark seizes the opportunity and invades along with an alliance consisting out of Poland and Russia
-Erik somehow beats the rebels and invades Poland
-"The Deluge-exe"
-Erik crosses the frozen sea and invades the danish isles
-War is ended by the treaty of Stränganäsboda
-No side gains anything
-Chad Dalecarlians revolt for the twentyeleventh time
-Erik is forced to concede and grant them more rights
-He decides to invade Denmark
-Danish naval superiority foils his plans
-Swedish flagship is sunk
-Treaty of Knullapaborg is signed
-No side gains anything
-Sami people is once again repressed
-Finnish nobles revolt
-Revolt is quelled
-Finnish stone which the king pissed on becomes local tourist attraction
-Erik suddenly falls ill
-Doctors try to save him with pigeon breasts
-Forensic scanning centuries later diagnose him with prostate cancer
-His son, Karl becomes king
-Repeat

[tonyhawk]

France is characterized by incredible rises (100 years war, Louis XIV, Napoleon, ...) and incredible downfalls (Azincourt, Pavia, Battle of France), there is no inbetween.