Russian History be like

Never launch a land war in Russia during winter...especially if you're Russian

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[MasterofRoflness]

Comments under this video be like "ACTUADFLDLLY THE PAINTING IN THE BEGINNING ARE UKRAINIANS"

[jvi]

Foreigners: *Invades Russia*
Monarchy: *Too busy infighting over the tsar title and crown*
Peasant Mobs: Fine, we'll do it ourselves!

[Microwave]

Люблю момент когда Иван Грозный сказал “Its Groznin time” и все стали боятся его шизофрении.

[whyareyoureadingmynickname]

To be fair, death of a favourite bear is legitimate reason to go on a rampage.

[shanecoleman]

Hard Times make strong slavs. Strong slavs make hard times.

[degeneracy]

you may not like it but this is what peak governance looks like

[burkhan]

I remember when I was a student at the History Department of Tomsk State University, I came across a teacher of Russian History, with whom we had a discussion, during the exam, on the question "Who lives well in Russia?". And he summed up our conversation with the phrase "If you dive into history and analyze it all, the whole history of Russia is a constant battle. Moreover, if we are not attacked, we start hitting each other... out of boredom"

[albertdevivies]

Italian History be like :

>The city state of Carbonara is founded by a punch of peasant and mercenary
>It grew to become a center of trade, culture and money
>The neighboring town of pestosia get jealous
>Pestosia Mayor décide to Steal the bucket of Carbonara
>This start a War between the two city state.
>The pope get involve
>The Emperor get involve
>The French king get involve
>After 21 years of War the Pestosian swiss mercenary are defeated at the decisive battle of Macaroni.
>A peace deal is sign where Pestosia must cede two fields, 12 pigs and give a Tribute of pasta to carbonara every years
>Repeat

[grandinquisitor]

Tsar Dmitry coming back from the dead after being deposed by nobles, the peasants, and the clerics
"My Death was greatly exaggerated"

[GritHawke]

Russian history kinda seems like one big long “BLYAT”.

[andrewthorn]

As one russian anon once said: "Russia is just a BDSM party where no one knows the stop word".

[thenasiudk]

Russian history in a nutshell : _"Hey friend listen, i know the world is scary right now but, _*_It's gonna get way worse_*_ "_

[daveshn]

Russian history can be summed up in one sentence:

"And then, it got worse."

[brenobassocenci]

Rússia every 100 years:
“Who’s gonna invade us now?”

[Robb]

my favorite part of slavic history is that whenever a leader seems to be doing something to maintain the status qou, and thereby weakening the country from constant raids and pillaging factions, a weird spellcaster from the backwater part of eastern europe arrives to tell them to change everything and let the mystic secretly run things, making them an aggressive and military successful place again.
it basically starts with Olga (maybe even olaf) and happens as recently as lenin-stalin.

[burnoutcat]

Random Volcano in Indonesia: erupts
Russia: *gets a surprise "winter" and a Famine*
Repeat like maybe 5-6 times.

[basileusgaming]

It's crazy how Russia has come back from the brink so many times throughout history

[notgoddhoward]

Not the beloved Mikhail Potapovich the dancing bear....😢

[dmitrykhvostik]

It's very odd that Dragonball Z isn't very popular title in Russia, considering entire russian history is endless Zenkai Boost

[DopaminedotSeekrcolonthree]

Foreign queen marries manchild and takes throne after nobles decide she's better by default, then she actually brings Russia into the golden age until she dies.

Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss.