crypto cringe is back

[JizzMasterTheZeroth]

Bro made ~$100 in four days? Fuck minimum wage! TO THE MOON!

[JamesBuggemo]

Dude in the first clip looks either 25 or 55 depending on the lighting.

[roshangoab]

Never forget, these guys aren't trying to give you financial advice. They are trying to sell you something. They need you to buy the coin that they are trying to ditch

[AI.Overlord.X]

Making dozens of dollars is the pinnacle of wealth.

[tylerpedraja]

He’s doing the Thai Lopez thing where people call him out on being cringe and then he gets so much attention that he actually becomes successful

[slowdownex]

"I worked hard to buy this house! 💪"
*Real estate agent on his walkthrough peeking around the corner* : " ... 🤨"

[vimbert]

"It's different this time!!"
"How?"
"IT'S DIFFERENT THIS TIME!!!"

[terribleplayer]

i can't lie i can no longer feel bad for people getting scammed in crypto

[IsaiahCreati]

I don't know if you read comments, but you made me remember I had $1000 in SHIB from when I bought it ages ago. Cashed that out just now, lol. Thank you. Might use it on a trip to Japan

[nicholaslogan]

Thanks for the continuous updates👍 all we need is the right advice on how to invest in crypto and we’ll be set for life . Grateful to be making over thousands of dollars every week

[ilikebeingsmart]

Maybe I’m weird, but I don’t want a yacht or a big house. I just want a fridge full of yummy food and my cat nearby to coo at.

[tdx_]

A positive side-effect of crypto bros coming back and polluting the internet is voidzilla's upload frequency going TO THE MOON. I will take it!

[UlshaRS]

These fake wealth flexes are so old they're vintage 😂

[HudsonHandel]

The vast majority were always in it for “price go up” regardless of what they said then and say now.

[Strat-Guides]

Gotta love getting a Crypto ad after watching this one lol

[theavenger]

You would have thought the first guy could afford a t-shirt that wasn't see-through.

[ProbablyNotButMaybe]

Crypto isn't going away while the internet still has the capacity for nonsense and shenanigans. And both of those metrics continue to hit all-time highs.

[robertmiller]

Here comes the new crypto, same as the old crypto.

[guytrudel]

People can't bother to take care of their own tulip bulbs, but maybe if we sell them shares in a botanical garden.

[kaylingonzalez]

"I chose rich every time." I can't 😂