How to Hurt a Nephrologist

[skimryboi]

“We found a match!”
“Great, I’m starving”

[squirrelworks]

He’s just increasing the surface area so the kidney functions better. It’s science bro.

[favi]

I'm a dialysis nurse and I know its not a human kidney but dang. Stirred up some emotions 😭😂

[kylepearce-obrien]

He went through the 5 stages of grief.

Backwards.

[KaaneDragonShinobi]

same energy as bakers being forced to watch their bread be turned into soup bowls

Edit: to stop the flood of bakers continually showing up in the replies, I am legally obligated to explain that this is based on a joke video that was incredibly popular years ago. The entire premise was "traumatizing" bakers by turning their bread into bread bowls in front of them to a dour soundtrack.

Any further representatives of the baking community can rest assured that the content of this facetious statement does not reflect on my real life opinions of bread bowls.

[pohovanavanila]

When you fall asleep first at a sleepover

[bukygato]

I see that cardiology's lunch is in the making

[Lexicoley]

As someone who’s needed a kidney transplant and has been on hemodialysis for almost 20 years, I think this hurts me more than the Nephrologist! 😅

[lindalowe]

My son's kidneys failed after a he got sepsis for an infection. They saved his life but killed his kidneys in the whole process. He died 2 years later. Kidneys are very important, take care of yours. Drink water.

[darshraatparsadhraj]

“Mmmhhh, this chicken tastes different today. What flavour is this?”
“Kidney.”

[keylimetea]

Hannibal Lecter called he would like his cookbook back

[heyysimone]

I work in a mortuary (i eviscerate the bodies for post-mortems) and a surgeon came down to see the post-mortem of a patient of theirs that died (not their fault) and initially he said "you have really good knife skills" and i felt all proud, and then i cut across the aortic bifurcation so i could release the organ pluck and he said not so good now".

[euchreairgaming]

Nephrologist: Okay, your dialysis treatment is done.
*Card Declines*
Nephrologist:

[hamsaa]

And the cardiologist slow claps in the background

[iulia-catalinaplesca]

This is the first episode of the series: Horror for each character. I await patiently for the episode: How to hurt the CEO

[lylaleigh]

As someone with a current kidney infection, can confirm this is how it feels. Drink your water kids.

[tomsellers]

50 year butcher. When asked how to cook kidney, you say "boil the piss out of it". Doesn't take much to make us happy.

[straypaper]

"Hey doc! I got myself a good kidney at a bargain!"
"For transplant, right?"
"..."
"...for transplant, right?"

[lrrbloss]

To everyone like me who don't know
what a nephrologist is.

A nephrologist is a medical doctor who specializes in diagnosing and treating kidney conditions. You should see a nephrologist if you have any signs of kidney disease or other conditions that may damage your kidneys.

[FlubberBands]

"Sir we regret to inform you that youre back on the waiting list"