I have a big butt

Just a massive sweet can, ahooogah!

Writer: Alexa MacKell
Camera: Sam Larson
Editor: Alec McKay
Production Assistant: Alexa MacKell

[johngardner]

This skit depends entirely on delivery, and Alexa is spot on.

[waywardmind]

"You can call it a sweet can, if you want."
"No, I can't."

😂

[vermithax]

"So flat you need autotune to hold your pants up."

Genius.

[RichardNikolas]

The delivery of that was GOD-TIER, omg 🤣🤣🤣

[OmegaxPrime]

OMG the first 2 flat ass jokes were more than sufficient, the 3rd was just salting the earth where a friendship once bloomed 😂😂😂😂

[kentandersonrocks]

Best line among many kind of slips by at the beginning (and I paraphrase): "The bank only realized my card had been swiped because I hadn't bought a bag of chips in a month."

[dietotaku]

"i'm tired of pretending that my ginormous dumper isn't superb." oh my god i am going to learn how to cross-stitch so i can hang that on my wall

[quattrocity]

Even knowing this was a skit, that "I need this." really got me. She's got skills.

[TheFiresloth]

Alexa : "All about that Bass"
Julie : "Much ado about nothing"

[RicardoMoralesMassin]

"You wouldn't lose any" THAT'S THE BEST LINE I'VE HEARD ALL YEAR
Alexa, you evil genius

[richardmandel]

"massive juicy dumper"! LMAO. Thank you Julie for making me laugh this morning! 🤣

[GoombaSmasher]

The framing of Alexa's turn around and thumbs up at the end was oddly satisfying, lol.

[michaelbishop.]

“Massive Juicy Dumper” - Elon opted for ‘Cybertruck’. Perhaps he should employ Julie as head of marketing?

[GarrettWorcester]

I'm amazed my "household listening device" didn't activate during this sketch!

[docgrey]

You can really tell that the economy is going south when Milky horse piss is $9. Honestly. We're totally in a world wide recession.

[jychilly]

That script was TIGHT! Great job Alexa! And hilarious performances by both.

[jamesarooke]

"Milky Horse Piss". Excellent!

[dwakeling]

That abrupt switch to no-big-deal "Anyway what's going on with you?" killed me the most.

[ADMusic]

Julie’s roasts were S-tier. I would not want to be in her line of fire 😂. Also wasn’t expecting her to talk about her massive tatas… I thought I was the only one who noticed.

[mrstoives]

“I like ….(this vid) and I cannot lie!”🎶🤣