These Metal Band Names DON'T Sound Very Metal

[pix-can-fix]

Naming your brutal death metal band an innocent name is the most brutal death metal thing ever

[GreyTheLynx]

I had a dream there was a band named Wet Sandwich and I have never been more disappointed to wake up

[SpaceOwl]

We Butter The Bread With Butter is the most metal name of all time, you can't convince me otherwise

[shia_pumpkin_eater]

THE TONY DANZA TAP-DANCE EXTRAVAGANZA MENTIONED RAHHH

[Averagesoadfan]

I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE

[williamcote]

My ass saw “Wind Rose” immediately went: BROTHERS OF THE MINE REJOICE!

[Smily]

I can see the light, on the horizon... HATSUNE MIKU?!

[n_o_n_t_u]

"Crystal Lake" does sound pretty intimidating when you remember what movie had a place in it that was also named "Crystal Lake"...

[crimsonspade]

"I wrestled a bear once", just sound like some unhinged crazy uncle story

[knockout]

Had to rewind to double check that Hatsune Miku in the corner XD
These names are glorious. We must BUTTER THE BREAD WITH BUTTER.

[thomaskrupa]

Lamb of God? Sounds more like a group of elderly women who sing church hymns together then one of the tightest and most brutal groove metal bands I’ve ever seen

[hex.complex]

the stage sekai miku is my favorite part 😭

[kazawza]

Kittie is the first one that comes to mind

[tommystix]

I'm just happy seeing Destiny Potato mentioned. They now go by Sordid Pink.

[aidanmentz]

I was NOT expecting to see the Biker Mice from Mars, threw me back to the early 2000's with that one!

[Nathan.]

"Korn 🤠"

_Twist intensifies_

[emerster]

… dream theater on this list feels crazy

[DrachenH]

Electric Callboy and We butter the bread with butter (WBTBWB) are such good bands. I love them

[NassiaKi]

This cuteness, accent and humor shouldn't allow for these guys to produce these badass tracks😅🦋💘

[djentleman_alt]

Honorable mentions: The Human Abstract, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Animals As Leaders, and Rings of Saturn