I Found the Perfect Murder Dress | #Shorts

Good news for those of you who will be waltzing with your hot enemy at a dark royalcore ball in the near future, I found the perfect dress in which to hide your ornately decorated daggers.

You're welcome.

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#murderdress
#swordlady

[AskMia]

Jill: "I found the perfect Murder Dress!"
Me: "I'm listening"
Jill: *Pulls Ornate Dagger out of Murder Dress and points out at my throat *
Me: "I'm listening VERY intently."

[paladin]

With a dress like that, you don’t have to stop at daggers! You could fit a rapier, or scimitar, or maybe something exotic like a trident if you don’t need to bend your knees much

[lyannecb]

Also, all that cord is perfect. For any useful purpose - tying things up, dangling from windows for climbing down/making it look as though you've climbed down, strangulation, tow rope...

[templarw]

See, I just want a scene where two people that know they're are dressed to the nines, look at each other, and guess how many concealed weapons they have.
"Eight?"
"Seven, but three recording devices. Twelve?"
"Fifteen. Don't need anything too bulky, tonight."

[SwordTune]

Maybe this was so cheap because it IS a murder dress and the seller needed to get rid of the evidence.

[Sheriff_Bruce_Lee]

I heard "Murder Dress" and thought it was ideal for not showing bloodstains.

[WarmLillie]

*Lillie takes notes on the murder dress*

Now I can dress to impress and avoid arrest.

[Psiberzerker]

I love how this is a "Murder dress." Not a Tactical Ballgown, or a Self Defense Frock, which is what they'd actually sell these as. (If they actually sold Tactical purses, despite the fact that they teach women how to defend themselves against purse snatchers all the time, and never consider the idea of weaponizing the Purse.)

[DStrormer]

Ah, but if the dagger is *too* ornate it might catch in the fabric. Best to balance style with practicality!

[Inlelendri]

...I want to have characters bargain shopping for a 'murder dress' they can afford. Can I pocket this idea for later use? Please?

[aishwarya]

I want to see Jill wearing the dress and see what it actually looks like lol
Edit: and preferably, a video of Jill actually pulling out an ornate blade from the dress

[AMoniqueOcampo]

*takes notes cuz I have a ballroom scene in my YA novel and said female protagonist is wearing a ballgown and has to hide stakes cuz vampire slaying will ensue*

[MaxwellAerialPhotography]

Jill: I found a murder dress
MI5: allow us to introduce ourselves.

[YayaIsSilly]

Love how Jill has brought together the folks from royalcore and tacticalcore all in a 41-second-long clip

[potatomanuno]

That was a specific image that you put into my head. And I agree with it wholeheartedly.

[LixiaWinter]

Taking notes in case I hypothetically run into hypothetical situation like this... In a play I write, of course

[BodmanUK]

I'd heard of the LBD but now I know about the PMD. And they say YouTube isn't educational.

[maxthemannequin]

Being perceived as a Delicate Woman™ and then suddenly revealing yourself to be More Than Anticipated is one of the ultimate power fantasies. The fact that TikTok is obsessed with said power fantasy is not terribly surprising.

[sharonwilson]

At the one dance I went to the guys were being ridiculous and got into a contest of who could do the most push-ups and before one of them joined in he pulled not one, not two, but THREE knives off of himself and handed them to someone else. Two of them were basic pocket knives and the other was a small dagger.

[MrQuantumInc]

She describes it as "The Perfect Murder Dress" and the owner wanted to get rid of it cheap and fast. Teh gown is sus'.