Baron Harkonnen almost dies from Ligma

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Leto: Atreides...
Baron: *leans closer
Leto: Atreideez nutz son

porc
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This makes canonical sense because the Baron, living so far into the future, would have no idea who Steve Jobs was.

cheerfulpessimist
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A joke so strong, it killed nearly everyone in the room - including Joe

lovecraftfan
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Unbeknownst to Leto, the Baron had a shield which protected him from the ligma attack.

rufousthefox
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"On Arrakis, we must cultivate trolling power."
~Duke Leto Atreides (probably)

mr.bluependant
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Dune memes are things that I didn't know I needed.

LimYangJunn
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Sadly everyone in that room died of ligma

darante
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Guild Navigator: So sad Duke Leto died of despa
Emperor: Who is Duke Leto?
Guild Navigator: Despais must flow

blueshit
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The ligma was so potent it killed the entire room.

bruhb
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"My lungs taste the Balls of time, blown past fallen Ligma"

sifter
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Leto: Do you know the litany against fear?
Vladimir: How does it go?
Leto: Fear deez nuts.

ArvelCrynyd
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Chani: They say you are the Mahdi, I don't think so, you're just a little boy.

Paul: What the hell is Mahdi?

Chani: Mahdiznutz

*Paul finally remembering this in his Visions fucking takes Chani's Crysknife and Fucking Stabs himself, and Fucking Dies*

rajapaulrata
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Shoulda left in the tragic melodic yelling

derpherp
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He was actually quoting the great Fremen warrior Suqa Madiq

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Leto: Arrakis...
Harkonnen: What about my Arrakis?
Leto: ARRAKIS MY NUTSACK BRO ☠️

metehantasdemir
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Unknown to duke Leto, baron is his father in law

TheChosen
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"My name's Jeff"
"I'm gay"
"It's free real estate"
"I'm gonna say the n-word"
"Deez nuts"
"Let's Go Brandon"
"AMOGUS"
"Never gonna give you up"
"Always has been"

Paraselene_Tao
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Leto: Baron...which do you prefer...tapes or CD's?
Baron: CD's
Leto: Then see deez nuts (breathes poison)

slowemm
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I can't express how much I love this

emberpowertcg
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Fuckin' got me dying of laughter, and I haven't even pressed play yet. You get a like from me sir/ma'am!

TheWhiteDragon