The Catholic Church Just Destroyed Itself with Logic

Thank you to Yanely Del Rosario for providing captioning help!

[Andrea-rwtf]

They did more to track down the people he baptized than they did to find victims of sexual abuse!

[oyblech]

"be blessed, my son"
"yeah, sure, I'll believe you're a christian as soon as you show me a video of your baptism"
"but... I'm the pope"
"my point stands."

[jujuplayboy]

What if John the Baptist said "we" when he baptized Jesus ?!?

*Catholicism divided by zero*

[robinchettri]

Priest after watching his baptism tape : "Years of academy training wasted"

[thesmith]

Its horrifying they put this much effort into finding people who's sacraments aren't fully recognized but do absolute nothing for children actually harmed via sex abuse

[nicholase]

I love the logic they are using. So if one guy wasn't baptised right 1000 years ago it could have a ripple effect making no one a Catholic and the entire religion is dead.

[Kangaxx]

That means a lot of priests are actually IMPASTORS!!!

[DirtPoorWargamer]

_"Are you seriously telling me God's gonna punish me for a mistake I had nothing to do with?"_

Looks like someone missed the whole point of their religion...

[shellysimon]

"Are you seriously telling me that god is gonna punish me for a mistake I had nothing to do with?" Uhhhh, isn't that the whole basis of the bible?

[GreatCollapsingHrung]

Oh, so now, "is the pope Catholic?" Is a legitimate question

[SaltpeterTaffy]

"Catholic Cinematic Universe" is the single greatest thing to come out of this video.

[loganlarson]

Imagine dying and showing up in hell and you're like "why tf am I here?" And Satan just tells you Technically... Your priest wasn't baptized with the right words"

[alrich]

"Its only a sin if you know its a sin". Well there goes "Original sin" and everything else.

[DaPradaGap]

me to my cellmate in hell: what are you in for?
cellmate: i murdered someone, what are you in for?
me: the classic "WE" situation. OH HEY POPE!!!!

[scottsmith]

“Well, I wasn’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition!”

[ronrolfsen]

Imagine being a god and you do not let good people enter heaven because of a technicality. Or worse image worshipping such a petty being.

[paidnasashill]

Ok I laughed at "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

[dwaneanderson]

So the old rhetorical question, "is the Pope Catholic?" is now uncertain.

[This-handle-is-already-taken.]

Grandma arriving in hell after receiving her last rights: 👁👄👁

Edit: my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

What I expected from my comments section: r/dankchristianmemes

What I received from my comments section: The same argument that has been going on since Luther grabed a hammer in the 16th century.

[anonymousjohnson]

As a kid at the Catholic funerals when they say "Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, I always thought they were saying "Father, Son, and in the hole he goes."