It Wasn't a Coup, Just Democracy!

Not much has really happened over the past week... Nothing to see here!

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[AwakenWithJP]

Thank goodness those fact checkers protected you from that crazy comedian! 🤪

[HughMungusXD]

The whale jumping on a boat is the most normal thing to happen in decades

[dublinoseven]

Kamala earned the nomination like the government earned my tax dollars.

[trienasee]

Cheatle says nothing suspicious about the dude who rode in on a bike with a back pack, an automatic rifle, range founder, 12 ft ladder, 3 cell phones, a drone, wondering and wandering around a building for hours, climbing on top, people yelling look, look, look and firing 6 shots...Then they notice him. OK!

[shellchenonceau]

Kinda sad that secret service director gets a $50, 000 pension for resigning. How rewarding for her!

[seppdietrich]

Weird how he can’t be fit to run for president but he is president still

[robmangeri]

Possible quote from Kamala: “Biden was competent to lead America today but that today was yesterday and that’s why tomorrow is a new day to step away from that day and that day is today.”

[cndns]

I fell out of a coconut tree. "Today is today and yesterday was today yesterday. Tomorrow will be today tomorrow. So, live today so the future today will be as the past today, as it is tomorrow." - Kamala Harris

[CA-tzsg]

I feel like I've aged 60 years in one week!!!

[Electron]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

[wtf_usa]

You are doing God's work JP. Many of us greatly appreciate it. Pls keep it up!! 🙏

[vandanpatel]

This should be Trump's campaign ad and should be shown at every rally.

[theredbaron]

You know the world is f’d when the parody news is more truthful than the real news.

[chrisoverbey]

Thank gawd the fact checkers are acting to protect me from what my own eyes and ears tell me

[dublinoseven]

Don’t elect somebody who believes getting their last job WAS the job.

[spzaruba]

We have a communist Democrat party that graced us with the annointed candidate. The immaculate election.

[uriahturd]

I have a bad feeling about the Olympics. Lord protect all the innocent people out there

[Aireck]

Who will protect democracy from the people who protect democracy?

[georgeb]

I wonder if Joe knows he's been replaced!!

[LMacNeill]

A woman who couldn't win a single delegate in 2020, dropped out before any primaries because she was so unpopular, and polled at a *maximum* of 3%, is now suddenly leading Trump in the polls today...

And if you believe that, I have some beachfront property in Arizona that I'd like to sell you.