No, I will not stop talking about Pizza Tower

Danger. Love. Fear. Heroism. Pepperoni. These are the things Pizza Tower is made of. The Wario-like platformer dropped in late January, and since then, I haven't been able to get it out of my head. It's one of the best platformers I've ever played. It's damn near perfect, and here's why.

No I'm not going to tell you here. Please watch the video review.

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[Spooky_Bard]

Pizza Tower stands out to me as the sort of game that can only come about from a development cycle that’s long on purpose instead of from unexpected delays. The devs have had five long years and almost a dozen publicly-available demos to not only figure out what works and what doesn’t, but polish what works to a mirror sheen. And when they deem the game as finally, unequivocally ready, they release it. No sooner, no later.

[LordShrub]

The first pizza-type game. A true pioneer of the genre.

[okawesome]

Might pick up just because Peppino reminds me of the owner of my favorite pizza place in Worcester. Man looked like he was one step away from exploding from shear stress and taking the entire pizzeria with him in a mushroom cloud of marinara sauce and mozzarella. That place was great, a large steak sandwich was like $10 with fries and a drink and if you were ordering off doordash there was an option to get cigarettes delivered too.

[zoobatzjr]

Pizza Tower is not a game about an Italian man trying to save his restaurant. It's about a man pushed to his limit. A man with one goal. A man with nothing to lose.

[kirbyinhalesjotaro]

Pizza Tower was a game I did not expect to blow up so hard. It was on my radar before it released and my friends talked about it a lot so it was genuinely really surprising it was that good and I'm very happy its so popular now

[zeze]

I think my favorite detail in the game is Peppino’s different walk cycles that change depending on your combo. If you get it high enough he starts dancing as he walks, which is especially funny during escape sequences.

[mainlymayhue]

I love when I read the title of a video and can immediately guess who made the video. Great work Pat, expected nothing less from Pizza_Suplex

[BeaACutie]

he didn't even mention how this is the best and most accurate italian-american representation in a video game ever, I'm italian-american myself, I can confirm

[pyuraii]

"This can't be real. Where's the disappointment? There's always disappointment..."

[thefollowingisatest]

Pat turned on full devil on the shoulder mode for "maybe it's a gun". Incredible delivery.

LIKE A PIZZA

[colin]

Was literally just listening to some streamers talk about how they like pizza tower a lot, and how the devs decided to cut back pretty much 2 years worth of work because they realized the scope was getting too out of hand.

[cecil]

pizza tower is so good that i got every achievement, all P ranks, everything, and went "that was so tough. glad i don't gotta do that ever again" and then the next day i started speedrunning the game

[milenacosta]

I absolutely love this game’s art style! I can’t believe I’ve never heard of it before

[TheCalComics]

From the moment I saw Pizza Tower I had a feeling Pat would eventually talk about it. Has that good set of Pat Vibes.

[aubreymhill]

This is the both the kind and delivery of design analysis that really hits a sweet spot for me. *One Italian chef kiss coming right up*

[marti]

i love the art style so much, its like a love letter the ren and stimpy that doesnt try to outright copy R&S like most other artists doing that style fall in to.

[lucarossi]

As an Italian i can confirm that this game is molto buono

[Skinkemann]

Please do not stop talking about Pizza Tower! "Pat Being Stoked About Something" is one of my favourite video categories. I've been enthralled by footage of the game over the years, glad people seem enthused about the final release. 🍕✨

[AnInnocuousBlueCube]

Wait, this game is REAL?!? I thought it was another Goncharov situation. I am REELING.

[matthewgilson]

the more pat descends into this pizza tower induced fugue state, the more i am here for it