Microsoft’s New Computer Stinks

Introducing the all new Microsoft Windows 365 Link. Where the only Windows it’s allowed to run are Edge windows!

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[Supersurfer]

If this was free, I still wouldn't get

[absolutetuber]

The Kensington lock isn’t to discourage theft. It’s to prevent you from yeating it out the window.

[falrus]

This computer is basically an interactive user terminal. Mainframes are back!

[deheiligebron]

you killed me here: we started with the shape of the new Mac mini, and than ... gave up.

[eatcarpet]

They should just give that away with every 365 subscription.

[notCAMD]

"You will own nothing and be happy"

[parker]

I'm still confused by Microsoft's obsession with cloud for individuals. You end up paying more for the high speed internet needed to use it, the hardware to connect to the cloud, and the ridiculous subscription fees. By the time you're done you've spent more money trying to get cloud technologies to work all for terrible latency and random visual hiccups. I've also noticed that the only individuals that have good enough internet to run cloud home PCs are fairly high wealth and can just afford to buy their own normal computers.

[Curtaku]

So... Microsoft is selling us a thin client?

[burgor]

Microsoft was onto absolutely Nothing with this

[TheBlargMarg]

slowly moving into the "You pay a subscription fee to use a computer" ecosystem.

[socialvideoplaza]

TPM? Secure boot? Bitlocker drive encryption? Hypervisor code integrity? Windows defender?
Why? Nothing is stored on the computer!

[zyxwvutsrqponmlkh]

IDK, that power button location is rather compelling.

[Vichingo]

0:13 I have to say that it has Windows actually. It's just an heavily locked trimmed down version which uses a web client as shell.

[Maddin]

Just put all your data on our cloud, we promise we can't read it ;)

[umutcakmak]

I wouldn't even watch this if it wasn't for Sam. That's how unnecessary this product is.

[nyff]

So basically a fancy, locked down thin client?

[pedrorafaneves]

At least we put the power button on the front! Priceless

[rafaelpalmalima]

Weird absence of the word Copilot anywhere on this product

[ronch]

It's a POS terminal.

And no it doesn't stand for Point of Sale.

[Hiltibold]

the return of the infamous "net pc" 🙃