Microsoft, WTF is this?

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Timestamps:
0:00 it's more efficient
0:10 Windows 365 Link, other Ignite news
3:00 DOJ really wants Google to sell Chrome
4:54 QUICK BITS INTRO
4:59 Xcloud, PS Portal streaming updates
5:45 Apple patches active exploits
6:15 Steam Controller 2 on the way
6:50 Sony wants FromSoftware
7:23 Rocketry students break record

[explodingcb]

Microsoft’s marketing department seems to be testing the limits of confusion-based advertising.

[Danominator]

I love that the icon announcing guy had to start clapping to get everyone else to try 😂👏

[KuruGDI]

1:40 The amount of people clapping in the audience says pretty much all there is to say about this device 😂

[ap]

The delay of the applause when he revealed the new logo was top notch cinema

[mathewhumvee]

Microsoft marketing team. If you need to start a clap, it’s not worth the clap

[bradley]

Imagine being the guy who pulled the short straw to head up the presentation on the new freakin icons... Just look at his face, it says it all.

[spencerpearson]

I think it’s funny that Google keeps shouting about stunting innovation, because before Bell telephone got broken up they were saying the exact same thing and the minute they got shut down innovation in the scene exploded. Weird.

[JoshColletta]

That is just one step shy of "please clap."

[jarydf]

We are so close to a company marketing their product as not including AI and hitting it right out of the park.

[daniel-pablo]

Just once I wish people would boo loudly when execs announce stupid crap at keynotes

[Khaltazar-]

Why is Microsoft forcing Copilot on everyone? Who actually asked for this?

[HaVoCX]

I swear next year my underwear will also get AI.

[KTSpeedruns]

Microsoft: "We're dedicating an entire slide and minutes of your time to announce that some software has a new icon."
Crowd: *bored as fuck*

[PancakeMixNZL]

1:39 That is one hell of an awkward clap he started there.

Audience: "What are we meant to feel?"
Presenter: be impressed people, clap with me!
Audience: "Oooooh we are meant to be impressed?!?" proceed to join to clap.

God that was hard to watch.

[RichHomiePanda]

The guy had to make the crowd clap, that's terrible

[stephenxs]

Why does MS keep insisting on things WE DONT WANT?

[dgpsf]

1:20 the sincerity with which you said how long we've been waiting for this random logo change makes this utter perfection. You are the absolute best.

[SkyyySi]

350$ for a thin client that only works with a 30+$ monthly subscription must be one of the worst deals in computer history

EDIT: Since everyone here seems to think I'm stupid and don't know that this is meant for enterprise users: Yes, I do, in fact, know that. But the funny thing is: For buisness, this just seems like an even worse deal. For 350$ per device, you can get a PC that's perfectly reasonable to do office work, and you won't even need to connect to another PC for it.

And to the people saying that enterprise customers will negotiate a lower price: You know they do that with other vendors as well, right?

[ILoveTinfoilHats]

So does Windows 365 and Microsoft 365 just stop working on December 31st on leap years? Guess we're gonna find out

[bob_obba]

Oh great, now my whole computer is just a subscription on a server somewhere.