Christians speak their own language

[patterns]

I actually had a friend who, knowing I was a Christian, gave me a heads up about his friends before we all hung out.
We ended up having a great time, although I had to reassure him multiple times that I wasn’t offended by some of the stuff they said. They weren’t believers, so I wasn’t expecting them to act like Christians.
😂☺️

[jilllatif]

I love his comedy routines. I have watched them over & over again. John brightens my day.

[jodicrain]

If you haven't had the opportunity to see him live, you are definitely missing out!!!! Highly recommend the upgrade with a meet and greet. SUPER nice!!!

[Awakening]

One time I was working in the drive thru at my job and a guy drove thru and asked for my number, I told him I'd have to pass because I was in a season of my life where I should be focusing on college instead of dating, he came thru and asked a second time and I he gave me his number on a piece of paper instead, my dumb brain decides to text him to get to know him better (as friends and to see if he was a believer too, turns out he wasn't) and when we were talking he said he was confused about what I meant when I said, "I'm out of season" 😂the guy was thinking hunting or something...😂😂😂

[normagordon]

Why you gotta be that truthfully funny bruh! You're always killing it! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️

[tanyabaker]

I just recently found this man and I am laughing my a** off at him. He is so funny and I personally think that he is very good looking too.

[Hlife]

"wise as a serpent, harmless as a Dove" I always say I'm trying to dove 😂

[ascensionpowersofchrist]

This is so funny because I told pastor we should put “taste and see that He is good” in big bold letters on our church fence and I didn’t even consider that might sound wrong to someone who didn’t know that was scripture

[aweaverii]

JUST finished the full show on YT. Hilarious and refreshing to hear it all outloud!! 😅🙏🧡💪💪💪🏆 sharing sharing sharing!!

[ponderosapondhomestead]

There are a lot of phrases that are awkward in one world but not the other.

[sethheppner]

If a Christian wants to be “intentional in how to pursue you better” that’s Christanese for asking someone out

[sandyhardy]

Soooo needed this laugh !!! Thank You!

[melyndacorley]

Yes, gotta tell people about others before you let them in the car. 😂😂😂🙌💙🇺🇸LOLOLOL John, please come to Pensacola FL. I need some laughter! 😂😂😂you are always hilarious! "Prep 'em
😘🎤🤗🙏🏼😂🍟🍕🍿🌮🍫🧴💙🤷‍♂️🤠😂😂😂

[jenniferbates]

Wicked funny! I'm an Atheist, and my friends do this all the time! I understand them, but not everyone else does! 🤣.

[cynthiarodriguez]

God does speak to me and thru me, and I am not the only one. I don't understand how people can believe in an all-powerful God and not believe in these gifts and the demonic influences that surround us.

[jochem]

SO GOOD!!! 'I'm in a season' 😂😂😂

[robynwilde]

As a life-long Christian, "Christianese" makes me nauseous! 😅

[davelips]

This is gold! So true. We do like to make it weird.

[mattdrives]

No sir, if I have to endure other people's foul mouths they will hear my Jesus talk.
I'm not ashamed

[valaya.]

No need to put yourself out, man. If the beard feels like you, stick with the beard. We can come up with a compromise or something else entirely. It's not worth it if it makes you feel like you've lost yourself. Keep on keeping on, man 💪🏻 God bless!