Cartoon Theories That Will RUIN Your Childhood

I'll never be able to watch cartoons again... how about you?

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[Admiral_Nikolai_Kuznetsov]

But HEY!!! That's just a Theory! A FILLMMMM THEEOORRRYYY!!!

[jenniferhorsman]

Never thought the Simpsons timeline would be more complicated than the FNaF timeline

[joshuawhite]

“If I were aladen, I’d ask for a refund.”
Genie: IT WAS FREE

[gwenpicchi]

Sorry, can we rewind? You thought SpongeBob was cheese? Now there's an insane fan theory!

[ColtonRMagby]

"It's a good thing we've never seen a live-action Thomas movie." Dude, Thomas And The Magic Railroad is a live-action movie.

[PikaLink]

Honestly the first theory about Genie not actually granting Aladdin's first wish bugged me ever since I was a kid.

[Lol]

This video is gonna trigger the Thomas fandom for sure

[chazzywaz]

1. In one of the books, henry has his smokebox door cleared out, meaning its impossible for them to have human parts inside them. They merely have faces on regular engines.
2. Awdry likely said that so theres a simple explanation for kids as to why engines dont actually have faces.
3. Hiro wanted to be useful. If he was being enslaved he wouldn’t willingly do that.
4. Henry was let out the tunnel the next episode because gordon broke down.

[booknerd]

9:49 They actually made a live action back in 2000, it was called Thomas and the Magic Railroad, it was the first time they featured Lady a posh purple & gold female train. I remember watching it as a kid, it had real people in it but some CGI for the trains and magic effects.

[satiosnewaccount]

That thumbnail activated some pretty nasty PTSD in me.

I don’t want to see anymore of that EVER again :(

[Expertsmap_]

No matter what emotional damage you dealt with as a kid, this trumps everything

[Vien]

"Edward liked shunting. He likes to play with trucks." - Episode 2 Season 1: Edward and Gordon.
"Enslaved"...
Yeah right...

[WonderfulWoodenRailwayofficial]

Henry WASNT in that tunnel forever, he was let out in the next episode
The fat controller aka sir topham hat is a FATHER FIGURE TO THEM, NOT a TORMENTOR TO THEM
THEVE left the island of sodor BEFORE And they DIDNT loose There face!
The fat controller calls them “Really useful engines”, that’s an amazing compliment

[AB-fsjl]

Possible solution to all of these theories: it's a cartoon, it doesn't have to make sense or be logical.

[PazLopez-zc]

Henry got out of the tunnel in the next episode

[Farronknight]

The nurse Joy one is completely scuttled by the canon reason they are referred to as Joy: Joy is the family's last name. there are multiple Joys with first names "Two young Joys, named Marnie and Paige, appeared in Drifloon on the Wind, where it was revealed that Joy is the surname of the family, rather than the given name of each individual woman."

[Duck_Fan_Productions]

Oh come on Henry was let out in the next episode, he was not left there to rot.

[PHTAT]

There was an episode of Pinky and the Brain where Pinky strait up gifts Brain world domination, but Brain lost his mind thinking it was all some kind of bad joke. Prety sure it would have to be some kind of Genius to pull that off.

[JacqueTheInsaneEngine]

Dude, thomas characters don't have anatomy. Their just trains with faces, that's it.

[chaoswarriorx]

“No wonder we’ve never seen a live action Thomas movie.”

Not quite what you mean, but Thomas and the magic railroad exists with real people.

Also in this movie, one of the major characters, Lady, was a fairly normal train until transporting to Thomas’s world so that theory may hold some evidence about them losing their faces.