Asmon has never eaten fruit

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[nickpurdy]

He lives by the rule of "if I don't know what it is, it can't hurt me"

[jonathandiaz]

Bro did have scurvy that’s why his teeth were bleeding

[darkdeath]

He eats potatoes and lemon pepper seasoning. That's enough for his body

[ricwhite]

if only the sailors had dr pepper on those long voyages

[TheJordanK]

Perfect opportunity to do a first time fruit tasting stream. Literally never been possible unless with an Alien or Asmon.

[khanhang]

I never heard a person that eat a single grape a time.

[Frowntowner]

Asmon's health/immune system are like uncontacted tribes where he's fine until he has something for the first time, then his lack of whatever it is will ravage his body.

[cindervox]

I need his parents to write a parenting book so I know what NOT to fucking do.

[toastonryeYT]

They say potato is the food you can live soley on, enough nutrients. And no that doesn't mean French fries.

[aokaze-minotaur]

Of course he doesn’t have scurvy. They add citric acid to a lot of sodas, and that’s all he drinks all day long.

[zeromailss]

TBF I think Asmon did have Scurvy for about half a year according to him when his teeth rotted out and his gum was bleeding and then he wiped his blood off his mouth onto his wall

[smackdapanda]

Best quote, "How do you not have scurvy?" asmongold."How do you not have scurvy". Dying from the sheer confused look of asmongold trying to think about what scurvy is. Lmfao

[Zee]

When emu said how do you not have scurvy 😂

[jordan]

I love asmon but dude really needs to change his damn diet. He’s on the fast track to colon cancer

[MrJol]

I like emi podcast energy . So direct.

[atreidespendragon]

He forgets all the ones he tried and ate with soda I guess

[ChimichangaGuy]

This man makes more money in 1 day than he probably spends in a year

[brunogabriel]

In his defense neither I do know what an scurvy is

[ST-lwgv]

If you don’t know what it is, you won’t have it. Scurvy included.

[rebel]

I love fruit and I’m an introvert hermit who doesn’t like to leave the house unless I need to. I had a banana with my breakfast this morning with some cran grape juice.