Asmongold's Blood Wall

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[Yorgos]

he’s just a ghoul. rotting flesh, bleeding gums and brittle bones. just don’t let him infect you and it should be an easy fight

[Frva]

Asmond the type of dude that may try to gouge your eyes out like in The Descent

[jpjthethe]

For those who don't know asmond hates eating fruit, so he has virtually no vitamin c intake. This lead to him getting scurvy, which one of the symptoms is bleeding gums

[themenace]

Don't forget that it doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom so he would be doing poison damage in addition to physical.

[imjustlookingformywatch]

I'm not scared of a man with scurvy.

[RainBrain]

Never underestimate Nurgle's chosen.

[Kalslice]

I think what they don't realize is that this means Asmongold has barely any blood left, if he loses just a little more he's gonna turn into powder

[randoiguess]

I don't even think a pirate with scurvy would do that shit. Even they'd find it revolting.

[nbshftr]

asmongold is actually physically revolting in so many ways

[jackslater]

You could probably break his frail arm in half, but he would ignore the pain and stab you with the uncovered bone at the end of his arm.

[justinrobison]

He's got that gro-goroth blood magic💀

[Slomsy]

I remember him saying he doesn’t eat fruit. He might be getting scurvy.

[deplorible]

Asmon's got the toxic damage buff

[Skurian_krotesk]

You punch him and he instantly starts coughing blood in your face.
You die in seconds and he just has to deal with one little injury.

[lindybarnes]

Don’t forget about the dead rat alarm clock

[DraconicWF]

Being crazy does give you an advantage in combat cause you give less of a shit about pain

[nickdotjpg]

i refuse to believe people live like that. theres actually no way someone could live that poorly and unhygienically. its just gross, man.

[varia_otaku]

If even SCHLATT is scared by him, it would be much terrifying

[Kiba]

The reality that is Asmongold is way crazier than what MeatCanyon could do justice with. lol

[jinx]

Asmongold has like, an mmo debuff aura around him if you aggro him