Things you can say in response to literally anything, when you have nothing else to say

Not since the accident

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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a Tumblr / Reddit meme about things you can say in response to literally anything, when you have nothing else to say. Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you.

[samantony]

If you want to seem present in a Zoom call, just drop "it's all about balance" at random intervals and everyone will agree thoughtfully

[Intrafacial]

“Your total comes to $17.93.”
“And thus, I die.”
“Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”
“. . . just like in my dream . . .”

[NeutralCoud]

"Sir the total is $6.99"
"So it has come to this."
"What?"
"Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be."
"Sir I repeat your total is $6.99, would you pay cash? debit? credit?"
"But at what cost?"
"$6.99. It's $6.99!"
"There is no escape from destiny"
"If that's the case pay for your product!"
"That's what they would've said"
"I'm done."
"As the prophecy foretold"

[kaderen]

"Have a nice meal!"
"but at what cost?"
"$20.50"
"in this economy?"

[mothbrainedindividual]

"Hey, how's it going?"
"And thus, I die."

[trojohn]

Pov: "You've won the lottery"

Relatives: "Is this why fate brought us together?"

[SebHaarfagre]

_"Sir, please step out of the vehicle"_
*"So, it has come to this"*
_"Yes it has. Do you have any weapons on you?"_
*"In **_this_** economy?"*
_"Sir, I would like you to just answer the question please."_
*"But at what cost?"*
_"At what- Sir, if you will not disclose whether you have weapons on you I will be forced to call for backup and forcefully detain you."_
*"And thus, I die."*
_"Charlie, this is Bravo, we got a 10-66 on [REDACTED]. Please assist"_
*"... just like in my dream..."*
_"Do not move."_
*"There is no escape from destiny."*
_"Do _*_NOT_*_ move. Or I will be forced to fire. Ah, good, Charlie is here."_
*"...and then the wolves came."*
_"Very funny. Alright guys, let's get him out of the vehicle."_
*"Is this why fate brought us together?"*
_"Is th- ... Yes, this is why. When you don't comply, we're forced to take more drastic measures."_
*"As the prophecy foretold."*
_"No, _I_ was the one who told you, 5 minutes ago."_
*"That's just what he would've said."*
_"You mean _me?!_ I *DID* say it."_
*"Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be."*
_"What even... I... okay, look. Everything seems to be OK but speeding and non-compliance is no joke. We're going to have to go down to the station and you'll have to fill out a report with us."_
*"Wise words by wise men write wise deeds in wise pen."*
_"I would not call you particularly wise. Alright. Watch your head. (God this will be a long night)"_
*"So let it be written, so let it be done."*
_"..."_

[gamesingreen]

“I was about to escape from the clutches of the IRS… and then the wolves came”

[Gesh]

Clerk: "Sir, that'll be 2.99."
Customer: "But at what cost?"

[fellowpoggingpenguin]

"I'm sorry, we tried our best but your grandpa didn't make it."

"As the prophecy foretold."

[FirstLastOne]

"I see" said the blind man pissing into the wind, "it's all coming back to me now".

[LiquidSoapDrinker]

Never forget the choice of legend

"Bruh."

[satanslilhelper_]

"That's just what the government wants you to think." is also flawless

[sunsetsliluploadstorage]

Aaahh, so here's the handbook all NPCs get their lines from. That's good to know!

[MythicqI]

"hey dude wanna get some snacks?"

"And thus, I die."

[darkin]

Gets asked an awkward question:

*starts reciting some mid century poetry from some dude high on shrooms talking to trees in the middle of the forest*

[SeriousSam]

"Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be" is the longest way to say "it is what it is" I've ever heard.

[jodofe]

You could even string these together in a monologue!

"So... It has come to this. Just like in my dream... Is this why fate brought us together? And then the wolves came. As the prophecy foretold. There is no escape from destiny. And thus, I die. Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be. That is just what they would've said. Wise words by wise men write wise deeds in wise pen. So let it be written, so let it be done. But at what cost? In this economy?"

[earthisadonut]

You can also pull out the 100% works every time "damn, that's crazy".

[dragonageapologist]

Also: "You fool! You've doomed us all!"