Things you wish you could say to customers (You're one of those people)

Working in a restaurant can be fun and exciting. Restaurants can also be a place where you hear some really funny stories. Chef Scubes shares more funny things you wish you could say to restaurant customers.

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[brunobandiera]

Karen/Ken: "...we're never coming to this restaurant again !" Server: "..you promise ?"

[carlariggs]

A customer made me so angry, I went to the kitchen and kicked the cold storage locker. I sprained my toe but the customer lived. all good.

[jacobmounts]

The answer is "Fu€k off!" 😆

I get north Texas/Oklahoma vibes from the "cowboy" too. 😂

[cdldriver]

"Is your chicken grass fed?"
Sarcasm homies....

[jimschleich]

Fun fact: you CAN say these things. Once per employer usually. But you CAN say these things.

[mrbear]

I used to work in a large retail store and people would snap their fingers at me all the time. I would actually walk up to them and say "I'm not your dog!"

[Nobuhara]

I swear I remembered Jeenie's video 'I am dancing to your snaps! :D ' haha, both very good!

[spocksvulcanbrain]

"...the answer is ...." OMG! So funny!

[PB-trze]

I swear you could easily be the GM for "Dick's last Resort".

[Lichmaster_]

I 100% agree with all that's beeing said against the customers. Still some wouldn't get it...

[barbarakilman]

Ed Debevic's and Barney's Beanery you can expect to be told what they think

[MMathis]

Oh yeah…was a host at a restaurant that didn’t take reservations. Lady screamed at me because I seated a party of 2 before her party of 8, so badly wanted to say something. Thankfully we had great managers we could turn those kinds of people over to.

[phantomvampyressshadowkiss]

That is so true with the food thing getting to a table of 2 before the table of 4 to 10

[roberthunter]

Customer: I'm never coming back here!

Me: Ask me if I care.

True story. Told my manager and she shook her head and laughed.

[SatoriSoul]

I have raised Chickens, Chickens are used for clearing land as well as eggs and meat, yes they can and do eat grass.

[octo.saurus]

Things you wish you could say: ❌
Things I wish I could say: ✅

[beckysnyder]

Scubeskitchen-- I worked in a cafeteria in a well known food processing place for 26 years, The things that were said to me over that time. I'm going to give 2 examples from the same guy at different time. Came to the register with a bowl of chili, " I don't like beans in my chili. Will you pick them out for me." I told him no. He said " my wife does". I almost busted out laughing but looked at him & said " well, I'm not your wife." Another time he wanted 2 10 dollar bills for a 20. Told him I could give him a 10 & 2- 5's. He said that it was not the same. He was a maintainenec man for this company.

[mariepollard]

It's not just restaurants you've no idea how many times I've wanted to say that to customers in sa er the supermarket where you can "eat well for less"

[lswallace]

I never would acknowledge snapping fingers or someone yelling waitress🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬. It’s always the ones who’ve never worked in hospitality & think they know something.

[everyonecallsmealii]

Wow chef Scubes had enough with these people!😅😆