Best of Chuck Norris Jokes

A compilation of my favorite Chuck Norris jokes (aka FACTS). What are some of your favorite Chuck Norris jokes? Share them in the comment section below!

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[DummyYEEEAAHHHHH]

Thanks youngster, keep them awesome jokes alive !

[Donavan-ku]

Chuck Norris won American Idol using sign language

[Pining_for_the_fjords]

Chuck Norris once slammed a Nokia 3310 to the ground with all his strength and made a small dent in it.

[FewVidsJustComments]

Chuck Norris lost his childhood fish once. That’s ultimately where we got the blue whale

[johnpublic]

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He just stares at them until they tell him what he wants to know.

[SvenStadt]

Chuck Norris is the first to sit in all used cars. Cuz only Chuck Norris can give you the new car smell.

When Chuck Norris sings, the concertgoers start floating. Cuz Chuck Norris is carrying the tune.

When Chuck Norris runs in tight shoes, he gives them blisters.

Chuck Norris never writes anything down, cuz everything he says is law.

Chuck Norris taught his own sign language class. A blank stare was the sign for 'stop!'

[kevincaruthers]

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse.
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Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

[mokhtar_One_u_Key]

chuck norris entered a cow milking contest, all of the contestants managed to have about ten gallons of milk except chuck who only had five and looking behind the problem it turned out that chuck was milking a bull instead of a cow and the milk wasn't actually milk.

[polandknight]

Chuck Norris can clap with just one hand 😊

[JamesW-wl]

Medusa is one of Chuck Norris's daughters.

[neilfeinberg]

Chuck Norris went into a burger King asked for a big and got it!

[JamesW-wl]

The Boogyman is Chuck Norris's son.

[loklie]

Chuck norris went to a feminist rally and came back with his shirt ironed and a sandwich....