Chuck Norris stops a chainsaw bare handed

have you ever shaved your body with a fork

[mangolover]

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it

[klaud]

When Chuck Norris looks into the mirror, he sees nothing; there can only be *_one_* Chuck Norris.

[Drebel]

Chuck Norris invented skydiving. After his 5th jump he invented the parachute.

[musicalgamingstudios]

I once dreamt I had a fight with Chuck Norris, I woke up with a black eye

[prakharsrivastava]

When Chuck Norris came late to school, all the other students were punished for coming early.

[DonVigaDeFierro]

Every company has the legal obligation to accept Chuck Norris' terms of service.

[struky]

Chuck Norris once skipped 2 days of school. Those 2 days are called the weekend now

[robertdevito]

The chainsaw survived an encounter with Chuck Norris, respect.

[Johnny-hqcd]

Chuck Norris once had a race with time. And time is still running.

[geargrinder]

Chuck Norris won The Voice using sign language

[Bram]

Chuck Norris is the only person ever to win a game of tennis against a brick wall.

[hagrid]

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, cars look left and right.

[paulbarnes]

When Alexander Graham bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

[Sintara]

Only Chuck Norris can read a book by its cover

[Flokiabob]

Every night before bed, the boogeyman man checks his closet for Chuck Norris

[Mr_Tracy_Cox]

Sylvester Stallone asked Chuck how many push-ups he can do. Chuck replied, “all of them."

[sipseygimp]

Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

[everready]

When Chuck moved out of his parents house he told his father, "you're the man of the house now."

[UNREAL]

Fun fact: Chuck improvised this scene. He was supposed to appear and tell the guy to stop, but Chuck didn’t think that was intimidating enough.😉

[_raijinn]

Chuck norris wakes up so fast, he can even see himself sleeping