Top 101 Chuck Norris Jokes that Defy Reality! | WARNING: Uncontrollable Laughter Ahead! 😂🥋💥

Welcome to the ULTIMATE collection of Chuck Norris jokes that not even the universe can handle! Dive into a world where gravity is just a suggestion, and reality bends at the will of Chuck's humor. From defying the laws of physics to turning myths inside out, these jokes are the real deal. Click play and prepare to be blown away... unless Chuck Norris holds you down. Don't forget to hit the LIKE button if you want to keep the universe in one piece! 😉 #ChuckNorris #EpicJokes #DefyingReality

[stevencelestin]

Chuck Norris wasn’t born. He stepped outside when he was ready 💪🏾

[Skoc]

Chuck Norris once raced against time.

Time is still running

[SimonIngram-jt]

Chuck Norris is the unstoppable force AND the immovable object.

[seanhill]

Santa leaves milk and cookies for Chuck Norris

[parrothead]

Chuck Norris doesn’t cut his grass. He gos outside and dares it to grow.

[sir_rektsalot]

When Chuck Norris visits the Museum, the exhibits look at him in amazement.

[xcoder]

The reason why light has a finite speed limit is because it doesn't dare to overtake Chuck Norris.

[helmetguy]

Chuck Norris plays a role in Star Wars franchise. He’s the Force.

[SimonIngram-jt]

Most people cannot grasp infinity, infinity cannot grasp Chuck Norris.

[FoxUnitNell]

One time a person made a Chuck Norris joke that didn't really fly, it was the funniest thing said in that decade.

[Kevin-ggbl]

You forgot Chuck Norris's favorite one. There's not a chin under his beard, just another fist

[mafruhafauzia]

When Chuck Norris heard nothing could beat him, he found out nothing and beat nothing in a fair fight.

[jeffanderson]

Met Chuck. Nice guy.

Seems he heard about the time he accidentally got me fired. I was working at the Kitt Peak Solar observatory and was the tech on duty when the Sun blinked during its staredown with Chuck Norris. Folks thought I'd been screwing with the equipment so they fired me.

As a favor, he helped me get back on my feet; he got me a gig as the private trauma counsellor for the Grim Reaper, after his near-Chuck Norris experience.

[KingAdrock]

_“Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.”_

You said that one twice.

[MaazIqbal-plhw]

Chuck Norris once got cut by a knife.


Now the knife has a bandage.

[Exclamsquared]

He knows what the dog is doing. When he walks into a gym, treadmills do push-ups.

[sthomjoseph]

Had to pause this several times lest I have a dam heart attack 😂

[cinocage]

The Kings sleep on Chuck Norris sized bed.

Edit: Nobody was killed by Chuck because nobody had the guts to go up against Chuck.

[Projectmayhem]

Chuck Norris doesn't tell dad jokes Chuck Norris just makes a joke out of every dad.

[theart]

Chuck Norris let the dogs out, that’s who. End of story.