How long did you last? | Chuck Norris Jokes pt 2 | #shorts

[dreadlock]

When Chuck Norris uses the internet, the cookies have to accept him.

[bartsanders]

The dinosaurs once laughed at Chuck Norris. ONCE.

[brianchecketts]

Chuck Norris can't have a heart attack... his heart knows better than to attack Chuck Norris.

[civil_leuthie]

Chuck Norris is neither late nor early. The correct time arrives when he does.

[rickmorty]

Chuck Norris raised 2 parents as a single child.

[richlewis]

Chuck norris after all these years, admitted to using stunt doubles . But only for the crying parts !

[katejoyce]

Chuck Norris actually died several years ago. The Grim Reaper is still working up the courage to tell him.

[jonathanmette]

Chuck Norris doesn’t push himself up. He pushes the world DOWN.

[michaelmoran]

Ghosts sit around a campfire in the dark and tell Chuck Norris stories.

[GoatMee]

Chuck Norris is the only one who convinced grandma he ate enough.

[captobvious]

Chuck Norris found out 'nothing' could kill him so he tracked down nothing and killed it

[davidranson]

When Chuck Norris chops onions, all the other onions cry

[jdee]

Chuck Norris had uncredited screen roles in all the Star Wars movies. He played The Force.

[stefansibbes]

Death wrote a book about his near-Chuck Norris experience.

[trucker-mrgi]

Chuck Norris doesn't do a push up, he pushes the earth down.

[dnewbury]

When the boogie man goes to bed he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

[zzanatos]

I love the Chuck Norris joke that Chuck Norris tells. He says he was on a movie set with a tiger. When he walked over and petted the tiger, the animal trainer said, "Oh my God, you're in danger. Please slowly back out of the room." And the tiger slowly backed out of the room.

[pabrowncoatbrewer]

Chuck Norris once peed in the tank of a truck as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

[angrygrim]

Chuck Norris Tears can cure anything. Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry.

[RetroFab]

They say the tears of Chuck Norris can cure cancer. Shame he never cries.