Beating Mario Odyssey as SLOWLY as Possible

I’ve done plenty of speedrunning, but in these trying times, the world doesn’t need a speedrunner, they need a slowrunner. And that’s exactly what I’m gonna be.

#SMO #cjya

[TheHippieRat]

I love how his method of slowrunning is basically doing 2015-era Let’s Play commentary where the YouTuber keeps getting distracted with lame bits like “why is that bird glowing? Hey! Are you okay?!”

[leebydeeby]

I like how when he decided to just speed through Lake Kingdom he ended up getting a faster time on it than his PB

[fyra_cat]

honestly, going slowly through the game, mostly appreciating the cutscenes makes you realise how beautiful the game is

[eclipsegaming]

i can only imagine how bad every fiber of his being was screaming to speed up

[jackb]

Alternate title: Cj plays Mario twice as fast as any casual player

[hauntedsunsets]

god, imagine verifying an smo run and the guy just loads up smash

[pchvgel]

I mean, playing a different game is not only not against the rules, there is actually at least one speedrun, in which you swap your game for one trick:

There is a credit warp using arbitrary code execution in Paper Mario, for which you would play ocarina of time during the run

[jcklevods]

the "YOSHI" at 3:33 has me DYING

[parksanderson]

How did he get footage of my first playthrough?

[abarette_]

"Yoshi from the Mario Bros movie"
holy fucking shit did I not expected to wheeze that hard

[elementballs]

"Speedrunner plays Super Mario Odyssey for the first time"

[maxturtle]

fun fact: on my first play-through of Mario Odyssey I never once saw a T-Rex before beating the game (didn't see the one in Cascade, didn't fall into Deep Woods, didn't do Metro sub-area), so I was really confused when I saw it in the credits hahahahaha

[stevenlechtner]

This feels like if ADHD and sarcasm merged together to do a "speedrun" and I'm all here for it

[cacawsthelaw]

Sorry, we're going to have to invalidate this run due to an unusually fast Lake Kingdom. Step up to get your drug test, Mr. C J Ya.

[Ender_Onryo]

When they said they had a trick up their sleeve to waste the last hour I was expecting them to delete their file and then do an actual run without restarting the timer.

[leoinfinitygames]

Cjya: You know what doesn't take 6 hours to do? Subscribing to the cha-

Me: Hey guys so today we're gonna be subscribing as slow as possible!

[kinopieo]

one of your funniest videos yet and im not even done watching it! ive stopped at least 3 times just to show my friends some of these funny parts. great video!

[jazzpasco]

15:27

“The eldest son of the king of France. He’s a prince, and they just killed him!”

Well, they did that in France, too.

[coolschool]

I like how he played 2 separate games, and still finished it purposely a few minutes after the time he was trying to beat

[ienjoyoranges]

"im gonna go to the bathroom"
*twelve hours later*
"oh no! time loss!"

imagine tho lol